Matey Jokes

What did pirate say when he turned 80?

AYE MATEY

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Why did the pirate update his Macbook?

His matey told him he needed an iPatch

Why was the pirate arrested for polygamy?

He kept on and on about his mateys.

What's a pirate's favorite move in chess?

Check, matey.

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AYE MATEY

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He kept on and on about his mateys.

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