AYE MATEY
Because there's mighty phat loot and booty ta be pillagin' and plunderin', matey.
His matey told him he needed an iPatch
He kept on and on about his mateys.
X marks the pot, matey.
Check, matey.
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
Because you can never be too careful.
Pirates (pronounced like pilates)
Because Somalia doesn't have an education system
Ya think it be the Arrrr, but it's really the C.
Ya'll think it's the Arrr but it be the Ceeee
Show me your booty.
The light's witch!
Man.
Aye, Chi-Chi, Why?
The aye
I just booked a cook for cooking the books.
Sounds like he had already done the... time
Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth
Sister: NY City. Why do ask Brother: Well I can see the moon but I can't see NY City.
