AYE MATEY
Because there's mighty phat loot and booty ta be pillagin' and plunderin', matey.
His matey told him he needed an iPatch
He kept on and on about his mateys.
X marks the pot, matey.
Check, matey.
Cheers, mate.
Cause they lack the towers.
I dunno. Ask the kids.
I asked him. He said, "Tell her about my job."
Catholic priests
Because it's a Finnish hymn.
IPatch
Sometimes, people had birthdays and there was free cake.
He moved down-under!!
Depends.
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
Snout about!
The sails are going through the roof.
D, M, C, and A.
None of them. Historians suggest that most pirates would have been illiterate.