Who turns the lights off at Halloween?

The light's witch!

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What's the deal with lampshades?

If your gonna turn on a light... Why shade it.

What did Russians use for light before candles?

Light bulbs

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How do you turn an old dishwasher into a snowblower?

You give her a shovel and tell her to get to work.

Why did you stop your car get out and yell "coward" at the traffic signal?

Motorist: The light just turned yellow.

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on Halloween?

Happy halloweenie

Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween?

It was for 'tick or tweet'!