Who turns the lights off at Halloween?

The light's witch!

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Why can't Roman Reigns light a campfire?

Because he doesn't carry any matches!

What did the rude prism say to the beam of light that smacked into him?

Get bent!

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What do you say when an episode of explosive diarrhoea turns into a round of smooth poop?

What a wondrous *turd* of events.

When Bruce Banner gets constipated do you think he turns into the Hulk?

Just one of the thoughts I have during important business meetings

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What's a scary costume for Halloween?

College tuition

How do you get the most apples at Halloween?

Take a snorkel.