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Who turns the lights off at Halloween?

The light's witch!

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

When can you operate?

Lighting a candle* Doctor: When we find you a new liver.

How long has your car been doing that?

Me: Hubs: The engine smoking at a stoplight Me: I dont know, I look at my phone at lights.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What did Matthew McConaughey yell at the drive that was about to miss his turn?

A right a right a right!

What's the different between a wife and a smoke detector?

One, you can turn off without even trying. The other, you spend all day waving a dish cloth at.

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

What was the Islamic Star Wars fan for Halloween?

Hijabba the Hut

Why is Halloween a hillbilly's favorite holiday?

Because they like to pumpkin.