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Who turns the lights off at Halloween?

The light's witch!

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What happened when fire and the wheel were invented?

People got lit and turnt.

Why are New Yorkers so depressed?

Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.

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When do the leaves begin to turn?

The night before a test.

What can turn a fox into an elephant?

A marriage certificate.

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What is a childs's favourite type of Halloween candy?

Lots a candy.

Why didn't the skeleton go for the Halloween party?

He had "No body " to go with.