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Who turns the lights off at Halloween?

The light's witch!

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What sound does it make when you light a stick of dynamite in them middle of a sheep herd?

Ssssssssssss boom! baaaaaaaah!

How long does it take light to travel from the sun to the earth?

Not nearly as long as it would take to travel around your mom.

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Why can Owls turn there head 270 degrees?

Because they don't have wing mirrors.

What do cubs fans do after they win the World Series?

They turn off their Xbox.

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

Why was the ghost sad on Halloween?

He ain't have no boo

Why do pigs love Halloween?

There's lots of hogsgobblin.