Who turns the lights off at Halloween?

The light's witch!

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Why is it fun to play with matches?

They're lit.

What's grey and lights up?

An electric elephant!

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Why did the Japanese funeral home have to turn away new business?

They ran out of san storage

How do we get in?

Obi-Wan: We'll be stealthy. *turns on huge, glowing laser sword*

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Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party?

Because he just came to pick up his little sister.

Why are informaticians always confusing the dates of Christmas and Halloween?

Because OCT 31 is the same as DEC 25.