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Why could the drunk man only move left?

The officer hadn't read him his rights.

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What did the hippie say when asked to leave the party?

Namaste.

How can you tell if a shark has dandruff?

He left his head and shoulders on the beach.

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Why did Muhammad cross the road?

Because he had the right of way.

Why could the drunk man only move left?

The officer hadn't read him his rights.

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What did Christian Grey say when he read reviews of his movie?

People did not like my movie. I guess I am 50 shades of letdown... But I can sure GET UP"!

What did the doctor do after he finished reading the book?

He removed the appendix!

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What's the hurry?

Me: Nothing officer - Just didn't want to slow you down. Cop: I was pulling you over. Me: Well I get that. Now.

Why are you putting handcuffs on that building?

Officer: I'm making a house arrest

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What 3 things that tell the truth?

Drunk men. Little children. Yoga pants.

What did the pig say to the drunk man?

Licence and registration please.