Why wouldn't the piglet's mother let her read romantic novels?

She was afraid her daughter would run away with a wolf.

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What did the predators say before they went hunting?

Let us prey first.

What should you do when freedom calls?

Let it ring.

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What did Plaxico Burress say when he read Colin Kaepernick's Tweets?

Man, this guy just keeps shooting himself in the foot".

What 8 letter word is read the same way backwards and forwards?

Dyslexia

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Why didn't I play in the Woman's world chess championships?

Because I ran

What happens when you run away from tomatos?

They ketchup.

Wolf Jokes More Wolf Jokes

What did one wolf say to the other wolf?

Howls it going

What do wolves say when you yell barba streisand in the forest?

UuuuuUuuuUUUUuuuuuuuUuUUUuuuuuuuuuU

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Why wouldn't the piglet's mother let her read romantic novels?

She was afraid her daughter would run away with a wolf.

What do you call a dead skunk?

A stunk. My daughter made this up when she was about 7 years old. I thought it was incredible clever.