Why wouldn't the piglet's mother let her read romantic novels?

She was afraid her daughter would run away with a wolf.

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Who Let The Dogs Out?

Ramsay Bolton.

How many Gordon Ramseys does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, he lets the knives do the work

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What is the motto of the French navy?

To the water, it is time! Or in French...... BWA HA HA HA. OK... I know this is kind a dad joke but.... yeah (for those don't speak French and thus don't get this, click the link and click the speaker to have it read to you ;))

How many lost cats walk by the telephone pole with their missing flier on it?

Just another reason to teach your cat to read.

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Why couldn't I run the Compressed File?

I was missing the important Bits.

How many dogs does it take to count 14 plates?

14, maybe 15, but only if the plates... 'run around a lot!'

Wolf Jokes More Wolf Jokes

Why is there a wolf in the smoke shop?

He's just looking for a pack.

What did one wolf say to the other wolf?

Howls it going

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Why wouldn't the piglet's mother let her read romantic novels?

She was afraid her daughter would run away with a wolf.

What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.