She was afraid her daughter would run away with a wolf.
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window. EDIT: Damn it he was four
The mathematician says "2" The Physicist says "2, plus or minus 0.1" The engineer says "Probably around 2, but let's say 3 to be on the safe side".
Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'
By reading street signs.
Anteloping.
All those who can run, jump and swim are in Texas.
I am a wolf
Auuuuuuuuuuuuudis!
Daughter: Dad. It's an accent color. Dad: ... Dad: Can I hear it
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