Why wouldn't the piglet's mother let her read romantic novels?

She was afraid her daughter would run away with a wolf.

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What rhymes and let's you instantly know a redditor is a moron?

Purple circle.

What's the difference between a four year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

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What did Plaxico Burress say when he read Colin Kaepernick's Tweets?

Man, this guy just keeps shooting himself in the foot".

How many books can a blind man read?

Brailly any!

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Why do dogs run in circles?

Because its hard to run in squares!

Why did the bear run around his bed?

He wanted to catch up on his sleep.

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What did one wolf say to the other wolf?

Howls it going

Why wouldn't the piglet's mother let her read romantic novels?

She was afraid her daughter would run away with a wolf.

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Why did Mr. Steaks decide he would take his wife's surname?

Because he didn't want his daughters to be called Ms. Steaks.

What do you do if your daughter starts smoking?

Slow down and use lube.