Why is there a wolf in the smoke shop?

He's just looking for a pack.

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How do Vampires buy pants if they can't look in a mirror?

Now, I tweet them

Why did the snail paint an S on the back of his car?

So when he drove by people would say, "Hey, look at that S car go!"

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Why is there a wolf in the smoke shop?

He's just looking for a pack.

Why are you packing condoms for a sailing trip with 10 guys?

I'm saying "Just in case." Now I'm traveling with a bigger case.

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What cars do wolves drive?

Auuuuuuuuuuuuudis!

What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?

A wash and wear wolf