Wolf Jokes

Why do doctors hate Wolves?

Lupus

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What kind of wolf never runs?

Steppenwolf

What is a wolf's favourite dance move?

The Shuffle... pack of wolves.

What do you call a wolf that's aware of its surroundings?

Awarewolf

What do you call a wolf that is cautious?

An aware wolf.

What do you call a wolf you cant find?

A where wolf.

Why do they call a wolf a wolf?

Because it goes wolf!

What's a wolf's favorite breakfast food?

A wolffle.

What cars do wolves drive?

Auuuuuuuuuuuuudis!

What do you call a wolf with Stockholm Syndrome?

A Dog.

What did one wolf say to the other wolf?

Howls it going

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What is the difference between a flea and a wolf?

One prowls on the hairy and the other howls on the prairie!

What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?

A wash and wear wolf

What's the singular form of 'werewolves'?

I am a wolf

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It runs in his jeans.

What insect runs away from everything?

A flee!

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Why was the school principal not pleased when he bumped into an old friend?

They were both driving their cars at the time!

What did the Russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time?

You're my brother in arms!

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What doesn't get any wetter no matter how much it rains?

The ocean

What do you call 500 dead lawyers chained together at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start

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What dog rides a horse named Macaroni?

Yankee poodle!

Why is a dog so warm in Summer?

He wears a coat and pants.

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What do you do if someone is having a seizure in the bathtub?

Throw your laundry in.

What if we just throw some pretty-colored marshmallows in with some cat food?

Inventor of Lucky Charms

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What is a Chinese person's favorite wound?

Bruise Lee.

What's a Chinese chef's favorite song?

I believe I can fry.

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What's the difference between a laundry machine and a girl?

The washing machine doesn't get upset if I dump a load in it and never call back

What do you call a girl between two posts?

Annette.

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What do you call a wolf that's aware of its surroundings?

Awarewolf