Wolf Jokes

Why do doctors hate Wolves?

Lupus

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What Chinese name means 'wolf'?

Hau Ling.

What kind of wolf never runs?

Steppenwolf

What is a wolf's favourite dance move?

The Shuffle... pack of wolves.

What do you call a wolf that's aware of its surroundings?

Awarewolf

What do you call a wolf that is cautious?

An aware wolf.

What do you call a wolf you cant find?

A where wolf.

Why do they call a wolf a wolf?

Because it goes wolf!

What's a wolf's favorite breakfast food?

A wolffle.

What cars do wolves drive?

Auuuuuuuuuuuuudis!

What do you call a wolf with Stockholm Syndrome?

A Dog.

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What did one wolf say to the other wolf?

Howls it going

Why wouldn't the piglet's mother let her read romantic novels?

She was afraid her daughter would run away with a wolf.

Why is there a wolf in the smoke shop?

He's just looking for a pack.

What is the difference between a flea and a wolf?

One prowls on the hairy and the other howls on the prairie!

What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?

A wash and wear wolf

What's the singular form of 'werewolves'?

I am a wolf

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Why did the chemist join the Pentecostal church?

He wanted to speak in tungsten.

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What do you call a wolf with Stockholm Syndrome?

A Dog.

What did one dog say to the other dog?

I like "Hot Dogs".

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How do they get to smoke their cigarettes?

They throw one cigarette overboard, which make the boat a cigarette lighter.

What do you throw a drowning guitarist?

His amp.

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Why does the ocean have water?

Because the sky is

What do you call 10,000 SJW's at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.

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Awarewolf

What do you call a werewolf who has taken an interest in social justice?

Awarewolf

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Why did the monkey put a bone in his mouth?

He wanted to smoke a joint!

What N word do you not want to call a black man?

Neighbor

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What do you call a wolf that is cautious?

An aware wolf.

What do you call a careful wolf?

Aware wolf.

Restore Jokes More Restore Jokes

Why did Greenpeace throw Wolf Blitzer in the ocean?

They wanted to restore the CNNomies

How do you restore your body back to 'factory settings'?

Is it kale it's kale, isn't it please don't say kale.