Wolf Jokes

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

How does a blonde set the time on her alarm clock?

She waits until midnight and plugs it back in. Disclaimer: I know it's terrible, I was very young when I came up with it.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did it take three burly Boy Scouts to help the old lady across the street?

Because she didn't want to go.

What did the Australian grandmaster say to the banker, when asked what he wanted to exchange?

Check, mate!

Burp Jokes More Burp Jokes

What is a burp?

A fart taking the elevator.

Who burped at the big bad wolf?

Little Rude Riding Hood!

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

How did Mister Baggins know when his neighbor had died?

He read it in the Hobbituary.

What kind of book did Frankenstein's monster like to read?

One with a cemetery plot.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

How much is half of 8?

Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!

Why do tennis players never get married?

Because Love means nothing to them.

Stockholm Syndrome Jokes More Stockholm Syndrome Jokes

What do you call a wolf with Stockholm Syndrome?

A Dog.

What do you call a display of Australian patriotism?

Stockholm Syndrome.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did the boy fall off the bike?

Someone threw a fridge at him.... Gold

How do you throw a party in Nigeria?

You stick a piece of bread to the ceiling