Wolf Jokes

Why do doctors hate Wolves?

Lupus

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What Chinese name means 'wolf'?

Hau Ling.

What kind of wolf never runs?

Steppenwolf

What is a wolf's favourite dance move?

The Shuffle... pack of wolves.

What do you call a wolf that's aware of its surroundings?

Awarewolf

What do you call a wolf that is cautious?

An aware wolf.

What do you call a wolf you cant find?

A where wolf.

Why do they call a wolf a wolf?

Because it goes wolf!

What's a wolf's favorite breakfast food?

A wolffle.

What cars do wolves drive?

Auuuuuuuuuuuuudis!

What do you call a wolf with Stockholm Syndrome?

A Dog.

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What did one wolf say to the other wolf?

Howls it going

Why wouldn't the piglet's mother let her read romantic novels?

She was afraid her daughter would run away with a wolf.

Why is there a wolf in the smoke shop?

He's just looking for a pack.

What is the difference between a flea and a wolf?

One prowls on the hairy and the other howls on the prairie!

What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?

A wash and wear wolf

What's the singular form of 'werewolves'?

I am a wolf

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Why does the ocean have water?

Because the sky is

What did the Ocean say to the Beach?

Nothing, it just waved... Prolly my favorite joke of all time, maybe ever.

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Who burped at the big bad wolf?

Little Rude Riding Hood!

Grab Jokes More Grab Jokes

Why were the treefrog's stories always so attention grabbing?

Because he was absolutely ribbeting!

What's the proper procedure when witnessing someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Where do pigs park their cars?

In porking lots.

What are the pigs warned to look out for in New York?

Pigpockets.

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What kind of apple isn't an apple?

A pineapple.

What kind of alcohol gets stuck in your head for days?

Red Red Wine!

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why are they arresting that dog?

What did he do?!? (My 6yo upon seeing a police dog sitting in the back of a police car.)

What do you call a dog with no legs?

It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't coming.

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What do you call a careful wolf?

Aware wolf.

What do you call a wolf that is cautious?

An aware wolf.

Restore Jokes More Restore Jokes

How do you restore your body back to 'factory settings'?

Is it kale it's kale, isn't it please don't say kale.

Why did Greenpeace throw Wolf Blitzer in the ocean?

They wanted to restore the CNNomies