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Why doesn't Mexico send a team to the Summer Olympics?

Because all the one that can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

What's Mexico's national sport?

Cross country

Why did I quit my job in Mexico?

It didn't peso well.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why does mowgli run away from Shere Khan?

Islamophobia.

Who run da world?

Points mic at me* ME: having briefly heard the song once before...squirrels

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

What did Hamlet say when he was thinking of sending a message?

To e or not to e that is the question.

How does a farmer send messages?

By e-i-e-i-o-mail.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What do you call a frog that jumps half the distance to its destination every time?

An asymptoad.

Why does Mexico always underperform in the summer Olympics?

Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.

Team Jokes More Team Jokes

What do you call a team of Christian mutant superheroes?

The A-Men

What did the Italian baseball coach say about the only woman on the team?

Ciabatta very good!

Summer Olympics Jokes More Summer Olympics Jokes

Why isn't Mexico in the Summer Olympics?

Everyone who can run, jump, and swim are already over here.

Why doesn't Mexico send a team to the Summer Olympics?

Because all the one that can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.