Why doesn't Mexico send a team to the Summer Olympics?

Because all the one that can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

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Who's the best detective in Mexico?

Sherlock-Holmes

Why does Mexico always underperform in the summer olympics?

Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they got run over by a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon

Why did the brothel run out of money?

Because all of the investors pulled out.

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What's the difference between a cake and a school bus?

Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake!

What's the fastest way to send a rabbit?

Haremail.

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Why are there no mexican in the olympics?

Because any Mexican that can run, jump or swim is in america!

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A Wookie mistake!

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He turns off his Xbox and goes back to bed.

Why did the coach prohibit the blonde from giving any bj's to the team?

The guys complained about the blow-dryer being too hot...

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What did the Russian athlete say when he was stung by a mosquito during the Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro?

Zika blyat

Why doesn't Mexico send a team to the Summer Olympics?

Because all the one that can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.