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Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

Why is it called Justice League of America?

Do they follow territorial boundaries? If the Kaos Kommandos start a brawl in El Paso and it rolls over into Juarez, do they say "screw it, let Justice League of Mexico handle it"? (Sorry if this isn't technically a joke; it was my shower thought this morning and I thought it was funny.)

When they named the state of New Mexico were they degrading the state or honoring Mexico?

It seemed funnier when I first said it. is this how it always happens

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did i buy a black phone?

So it would run faster!!

Why is it a bad idea to run behind a car?

You'll get exhausted

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What do French people do when vacationing in Laos?

They go swimming in Laotian

What do you do in your free time?

I stalk. " "Really I go swimming and for long hikes" "I know.".

U. S. Jokes More U. S. Jokes

What do you call a high security U.S. prison in China?

Wonton-amo Bay

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What did the snail say when he jumped on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

What is the name of a bag pipe band that likes to play while jumping on squares?

Hopscotts.

Everybody Jokes More Everybody Jokes

What did the eggs say when the cops showed up?

Everybody scramble!

Which teachers make pupils feel good about themselves?

Maths teachers, they make everybody count.

Olympic Team Jokes More Olympic Team Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico have its own Olympic team?

Because all those who can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

Why hasn't Mexico got an Olympic team?

Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S