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Why doesn't Mexico send a team to the Summer Olympics?

Because all the one that can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

Why does Mexico never win the Olympics?

Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim already left.

Why isn't Mexico in the Summer Olympics?

Everyone who can run, jump, and swim are already over here.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What did Mr &amp Mrs Rockmelon say to their daughter when she wanted to run off with Johnny Watermelon?

But you cantaloupe!

Why was Cinderella kicked off the basketball team?

She kept running away from the ball

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

What do you call a bull that's sent overseas by boat?

Shipped beef!

Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school?

If they sent her to a public school the secret service would be out-gunned!

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why did Tigger jump down the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

Why did the dog jump into the sea?

He wanted to chase the catfish!

Team Jokes More Team Jokes

What does a Bears fan do when his team wins the Superbowl?

He turns off his Xbox, and goes to bed.

What do you call a team of Christian mutant superheroes?

The A-Men

Summer Olympics Jokes More Summer Olympics Jokes

Why isn't Mexico in the Summer Olympics?

Everyone who can run, jump, and swim are already over here.

What did the Russian athlete say when he was stung by a mosquito during the Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro?

Zika blyat