How my girlfriend stay's thin. Wanna know how my girlfriend stays thin?

She burns most of her calories jumping to conclusions.

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What does a flame smell like?

Burnt nose hair.

What did the beaver say when his house burned down?

Damn

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Why did Spock dump his wife?

Because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so

How many palindromes do I know of?

Not a ton

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What's the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

My girlfriend knows about my wife.

What did the sheep say when he saw his girlfriend?

Baaaaaeeeee!

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Why will you never see a stag on the internet?

They like to stay anony-moose

What does a dyslexic agnostic insomniac do?

Stays up all night pondering the existence of a dog

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What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo?

('A jump rope')

Why were the children jumping for Joy?

Because Joy was stuck on the roof.

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Why do Ukrainians not like being late?

They don't wanna be rushin

What is a crack head's favourite song?

Q: What is a crack head's favourite song A: I wanna rock!!! Well I found it funny anyway..

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Why are Mistborns always so thin?

Because they're always Burning calories!

How my girlfriend stay's thin. Wanna know how my girlfriend stays thin?

She burns most of her calories jumping to conclusions.

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Why did the introduction and the conclusion break up?

They were just never on the same page...

How my girlfriend stay's thin. Wanna know how my girlfriend stays thin?

She burns most of her calories jumping to conclusions.