She burns most of her calories jumping to conclusions.
Me: Because they keep sending emails after unsubscribing. Cop: You're free to go.
Holy smokes.
Because the Earth is not a sandwich!
Jacket Chan
Me: a dragon! Santa: noo, be realistic Me: a girlfriend Santa: * cough * what color do you want your girlfriend
Because when he turns his girlfriend on he has to turn her off again three times.
Because he stays low key
Nah Imma stay
Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S
Because a house can't jump.
Q: What is a crack head's favourite song A: I wanna rock!!! Well I found it funny anyway..
I have a friend that absolutely loves cheesy, question and answer jokes and I wanna make a card with a list of them! The problem is that she knows just about every joke known to man so I challenge you to give me hilarious, short jokes that aren't very widely known. Make me laugh!
Little elves that tighten your waistband on your pants a little every night
They were just never on the same page...
