Conclusion Jokes

Why did the introduction and the conclusion break up?

They were just never on the same page...

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How my girlfriend stay's thin. Wanna know how my girlfriend stays thin?

She burns most of her calories jumping to conclusions.

What is said at the conclusion of a lesbian marriage ceremony?

You may fist the bride

My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.

I had to draw my own conclusions.