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Why did the introduction and the conclusion break up?

They were just never on the same page...

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What kind of Mechanics fix and break your car at the same time?

Quantum Mechanics.

Why did the hipster dislike physics?

Cause the system is broke, yo.

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What happened when the joke about terrorists got to the front page?

It blew up

Why did the man tear a page out of the calendar?

He wanted to take a month off.

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My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.

I had to draw my own conclusions.

How my girlfriend stay's thin. Wanna know how my girlfriend stays thin?

She burns most of her calories jumping to conclusions.