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Why did Romeo and Juliet break up?

They were in a relationship!

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What does a conspiracy theorist say when he breaks up with someone?

I think we should start seeing other sheeple.

Why did the introduction and the conclusion break up?

They were just never on the same page...

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Why Romeo could not meet Juliet at an Apple Store?

Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!

What's a monsters favorite play?

Romeo and Ghouliet

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What do Romeo and Juliet have in common with melons?

They both cantaloupe.

What is Romeo and Juliets least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.

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What's the difference between tequila, and all of my relationships?

Tequila never goes bad

What do Super Mario Brothers, and relationships have in common?

Sometimes you have to slay a few dragons before you get to the princess