Why did Romeo and Juliet break up?

They were in a relationship!

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Why did broke man fall over?

He ran out of balance

What are you?

Broke.

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What type of melon would Romeo and Juliet have been?

Cantaloupe.

What is Romeo and Juliet's favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.

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What is Romeo and Juliets least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.

What is Romeo and Juliet's favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.

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What do you call a dinosaur who just got out of a relationship?

Tyrannosaurus Ex

What's the difference between tequila and all of my relationships?

Tequila never goes bad