Why did Romeo and Juliet break up?

They were in a relationship!

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What do you call a beach where you go to shoot gorillas and break Islamic law?

Haram Bay

How do you break up an Arab Bingo game?

Yell B-52.

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What is Romeo and Juliet's least favorite fruit?

Can't- elope!

Why Romeo could not meet Juliet at an Apple Store?

Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!

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What is Romeo and Juliets least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.

What is Romeo and Juliet's favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.

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Why is it a bad idea to get in a relationship with a statue?

Because it's not going anywhere.

What's longer than most relationships these days?

This status.