Why did Romeo and Juliet break up?

They were in a relationship!

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Why didn't you check your speedometer?

Driver: It broke when I hit 100.

What will the Easter Bunny be doing after Easter?

One to three for breaking and entering.

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What's Romeo and Juliette's least favorite fruit?

Cantelope

Why did Romeo and Juliet break up?

They were in a relationship!

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What type of melon would Romeo and Juliet have been?

Cantaloupe.

Why did Romeo and Juliet break up?

They were in a relationship!

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What is important in relationships?

Reflexivity and transitivity.

What do you call a relationship that never works out between guitarists?

No strings attached