Why did Romeo and Juliet break up?

They were in a relationship!

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What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?

It gets toad away

Who will take the second shot in this pool game?

Find out after the break.

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What type of melon would Romeo and Juliet have been?

Cantaloupe.

Why did Romeo and Juliet break up?

They were in a relationship!

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Why Romeo could not meet Juliet at an Apple Store?

Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!

What type of melon would Romeo and Juliet have been?

Cantaloupe.

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Why did the relationship between two parallel lines never worked out?

It never worked out because they never met

What's the difference between tequila and all of my relationships?

Tequila never goes bad