Why did Romeo and Juliet break up?

They were in a relationship!

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What do you call a psychic midget that broke out of jail?

A small medium at large

Where does an atom go when it breaks down?

A quantum mechanic. lel

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Why Romeo could not meet Juliet at an Apple Store?

Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!

Wherefore art thou Romeo?

Romeo: New phone. Who dis

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What is Romeo and Juliets least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.

Why did Romeo and Juliet break up?

They were in a relationship!

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What do Super Mario Brothers, and relationships have in common?

Sometimes you have to slay a few dragons before you get to the princess

How are relationships like algebra?

You look at your X and try to find out Y