Juliet Jokes

What do Romeo and Juliet have in common with melons?

They both cantaloupe.

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Why did Romeo and Juliet break up?

They were in a relationship!

Why Romeo could not meet Juliet at an Apple Store?

Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!

What is Romeo and Juliet's least favorite fruit?

Can't- elope!

What is Romeo and Juliet's favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.

What type of melon would Romeo and Juliet have been?

Cantaloupe.

What is Romeo and Juliets least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.

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What is Romeo and Juliet's least favorite fruit?

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What do Romeo and Juliet have in common with melons?

They both cantaloupe.

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Why did the melon get married in a church?

Because he was in love with a cantaloupe.

What kind of fruit isn't allowed to get married?

A cantaloupe.