They both cantaloupe.
They were in a relationship!
Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!
Can't- elope!
Cantaloupe.
He was a cereal defenestrator.
Because: he still loves vista,baby!
I can't even
A Poptometrist!
It's because they don't know the words.
You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna (What about the glue) I knew you'd get stuck on that
A midwife crisis.
At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees.
Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.
All they will do is fight tooth and nail!
Because it cantaloupe.
Microwave
In the Conservatory!