Juliet Jokes

What do Romeo and Juliet have in common with melons?

They both cantaloupe.

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Why did Romeo and Juliet break up?

They were in a relationship!

Why Romeo could not meet Juliet at an Apple Store?

Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!

What is Romeo and Juliet's least favorite fruit?

Can't- elope!

What is Romeo and Juliet's favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.

What type of melon would Romeo and Juliet have been?

Cantaloupe.

What is Romeo and Juliets least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.

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Pieces of fruit actually get picked for something.

What type of fruit is not allowed to get married?

Cantaloupe...

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Why did the fruits take out a $30,000 loan for their wedding?

Because they cantaloupe.

What kind of melons always have big weddings?

Cantaloupe.

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What is Romeo and Juliet's favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.

What is Romeo and Juliet's least favorite fruit?

Can't- elope!

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Two Panes

Why did Microsoft skip from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

They revived to much XP

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How did the Italian chef break up with his girlfriend?

Pasta la vista, baby.

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He always breaks the bat.

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Why did the relationship between two parallel lines never worked out?

It never worked out because they never met

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He was Stalin.

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What's Romeo and Juliette's least favorite fruit?

Cantelope

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