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Wherefore art thou Romeo?

Romeo: New phone. Who dis

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What do Romeo and Juliet have in common with melons?

They both cantaloupe.

Why Romeo could not meet Juliet at an Apple Store?

Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!

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Which part of your body shuts down last when you die?

The eyes, cause they di-late.

Wherefore art thou Romeo?

Romeo: New phone. Who dis