Wherefore art thou Romeo?

Romeo: New phone. Who dis

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What do Romeo and Juliet have in common with melons?

They both cantaloupe.

Wherefore art thou Romeo?

Romeo: New phone. Who dis

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Which part of your body shuts down last when you die?

The eyes, cause they di-late.

What did Dodi Fayed say to his driver?

Want to go out with me and Di tonight?