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What did the one electron say to the other when it asked it out on a date?

Get outta here, I'm not attracted to you!

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Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

When my wife got her tongue pierced I asked her why?

She said To enhanthe the thektual thimulation.

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What does electron and proton say when they go to war?

Chaaaarge!!

Why didn't the electron leave it's house?

Because it was grounded.

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What would be a good dating site for rednecks?

MyHeritage.com

What's on your mind?

It's like dating someone with low self-esteem.

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What do Canadian women put behind their ears to attract men?

Their ankles!

Why were the Persians attracted to the Anatolian Greeks?

Because they were Ionic.

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What did the bartender say to the gold when the gold walked into a bar?

AU, get outta here!

How do you like it?

Me: Salty...of course *slaps down $20 CG: We'll take two pretzels with salt Get outta the gutter pervs