What did the one electron say to the other when it asked it out on a date?

Get outta here, I'm not attracted to you!

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Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!

How do yo get to Sesame Street?

Unzip my pants and ask big bird

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Never take advice from electrons.

They are always negative.

What did the atom say when it lost an electron?

I better keep an ion that.

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When you left-swipe, all of your matches go up in flames.

What's the difference between the calendar and you?

A calendar has a date on Valentine's day.

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Why were all the ladies attracted to Jesus?

Because he was hung like this. (Hold your arms out wide)

Why do all black people go to heaven?

The Son is attracted to black

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When a hot blonde walks in. The one lawyer says, "Man, wouldn't you like to screw that?

And the other lawyer replies, "Outta what "

What did the one electron say to the other when it asked it out on a date?

Get outta here, I'm not attracted to you!