What did the one electron say to the other when it asked it out on a date?

Get outta here, I'm not attracted to you!

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What's the difference between a Afghanistan wedding and a terrorist training camp?

Don't ask me, I'm just the drone pilot.

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Never take advice from electrons.

They are always negative.

What's the difference between a seal and sea lion?

One electron

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What happens on the first date with Bill Cosby?

I don't remember

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Why do people buy smart cars?

Because opposites attract.

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What did the bartender say to the gold when the gold walked into a bar?

AU, get outta here!

What did the one electron say to the other when it asked it out on a date?

Get outta here, I'm not attracted to you!