What did the one electron say to the other when it asked it out on a date?

Get outta here, I'm not attracted to you!

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What's your favorite kind of music?

Asked one windmill to another. The windmill responds, "I'm a metal fan."

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Bro sure!

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What did the one electron say to the other when it asked it out on a date?

Get outta here, I'm not attracted to you!

What did the atom say when it lost an electron?

I better keep an ion that.

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What is the date in Germany/Brasil today?

7-1. (World Cup)

How do you know you are dating a women, not a girl?

A girl has no name.

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Why are TV's attracted to people?

Because we turn them on. / /

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Chickpeas

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What did the one electron say to the other when it asked it out on a date?

Get outta here, I'm not attracted to you!

What did the bartender say to the gold when the gold walked into a bar?

AU, get outta here!