What did the one electron say to the other when it asked it out on a date?

Get outta here, I'm not attracted to you!

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How do you spell wrong?

R o n g. That's wrong. That's what you asked for isn't it

What happened when a ghost asked for a brandy at his local pub?

The landlord said "Sorry we don't serve spirits."

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What does electron and proton say when they go to war?

Chaaaarge!!

Never take advice from electrons.

They are always negative.

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What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.

Why didn't the girl go on a date with the artist?

Because he was sketchy.

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Why was the monkey attracted to the paint?

Cuz it was yellow and appealing! Sorry if this is bad. Seen too many of the same jokes here and I wanted to add an original joke.

Why do people buy smart cars?

Because opposites attract.

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What did the bartender say to the gold when the gold walked into a bar?

AU, get outta here!

What did the one electron say to the other when it asked it out on a date?

Get outta here, I'm not attracted to you!