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What did the one electron say to the other when it asked it out on a date?

Get outta here, I'm not attracted to you!

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What did the author tell his publisher when he handed him a 600 pages instead of the 200 the publisher had asked for?

Sorry, I overwrote your order.

What happens when u ask a fake logic fan... What is your favorite logic album?

Their response Flexicution

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What's the difference between a seal and a sealion?

An electron

Why was the electron mad?

Well, it doesn't really matter...

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What did the fisherman do on his date?

Netfish and krill

When I'm with a handsome man I get all nervous & involuntarily start speaking French ME leans across Oh really?

DATE: Yes

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What are peas attracted to?

Chickpeas

Why were all the ladies attracted to Jesus?

Because he was hung like this. (Hold your arms out wide)

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What did the one electron say to the other when it asked it out on a date?

Get outta here, I'm not attracted to you!

What did the bartender say to the gold when the gold walked into a bar?

AU, get outta here!