Because we turn them on. / /
This clique bait will shock you!
Chickpeas
Cuz it was yellow and appealing! Sorry if this is bad. Seen too many of the same jokes here and I wanted to add an original joke.
Because opposites attract.
Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)
Because opposite poles attract
Because they were Ionic.
Get outta here, I'm not attracted to you!
A. Opposites attract.
Well, I heard you pay money in exchange for work
I want to wear it to the science museum "In your closet, why " 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!
Because he was hung like this. (Hold your arms out wide)
Because of his hex appeal.
They were impressive!
No one could perform the execution well enough.
It's a wildly successful game that only has straight, white main characters (I stole this joke from somewhere but am not allowed to say where)
Original joke) Because that's where students have the most potential.
I don't know, I just click "submit"
I can't find the twine.
They finally found something as smart as them to talk to.
Eau de Toilette! (eww, the toilet)
Yes!
He just monkeys around on the line!
None. Monkeys screw in trees.
To get rid of his tesserection
Cantelope
Just put it on my bill
Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill.
