Because we turn them on. / /
This clique bait will shock you!
Chickpeas
Cuz it was yellow and appealing! Sorry if this is bad. Seen too many of the same jokes here and I wanted to add an original joke.
Their ankles!
Because opposites attract.
Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)
Because opposite poles attract
Because they were Ionic.
Get outta here, I'm not attracted to you!
A. Opposites attract.
Well, I heard you pay money in exchange for work
I want to wear it to the science museum "In your closet, why " 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!
Because he was hung like this. (Hold your arms out wide)
Because of his hex appeal.
The Son is attracted to black
They were impressive!
Because they got no body to dance with!
Long time, no sea.
Original Jokes.
Original joke) Because that's where students have the most potential.
A flat minor
If you thought because you can't drop it, guess again) Because it takes longer to pick up.
His wife made sure he only came once a year.
Him: Um, YOU called ME.
A melancolony
She returned home with a red snapper.
It turns NO! NO! NO! into MMM MMM MMM
Motorist: The light just turned yellow.
Hot wheels (First joke, hope you like it.)
Hot wheels.
