Because we turn them on. / /
This clique bait will shock you!
Chickpeas
Cuz it was yellow and appealing! Sorry if this is bad. Seen too many of the same jokes here and I wanted to add an original joke.
Their ankles!
Because opposites attract.
Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)
Because opposite poles attract
Because they were Ionic.
Get outta here, I'm not attracted to you!
A. Opposites attract.
Well, I heard you pay money in exchange for work
I want to wear it to the science museum "In your closet, why " 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!
Because he was hung like this. (Hold your arms out wide)
Because of his hex appeal.
The Son is attracted to black
They were impressive!
He had misunderstood the doctor when he said "I do probe Ono."
Shock-top
At night, because two feet are added to it.
I've learned to add up the zeros but the numbers are still giving me trouble.
Because not all Pokemon know selfdestruct.
9/11
Because if they dragged them by the ankles, they'd fill up with muck.
To keep their ankles warm.
Just out of Curiosity...
Your fingers.
Because a Lannister always pays his debts.
Krautfunding.
Virgin mobile
The vegtable sitting in it
Prova I just came up with that and feel pretty proud (:
A mutual fund will eventually mature and make money