Because we turn them on. / /
This clique bait will shock you!
Chickpeas
Cuz it was yellow and appealing! Sorry if this is bad. Seen too many of the same jokes here and I wanted to add an original joke.
Because opposites attract.
Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)
Because opposite poles attract
Because they were Ionic.
Get outta here, I'm not attracted to you!
Well, I heard you pay money in exchange for work
Because he was hung like this. (Hold your arms out wide)
Because of his hex appeal.
They were impressive!
Well, you would too, if you had to change in front of that many people!
He doesn't know how to turn things down
When they even put their ear up to the bathroom keyhole.
Inception
Jehovah's citruses.
Too many walkers.
Accidentally hit submit before you
People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul.
Feedom.
None. They pay me to do it.
Eau de Toilette! (eww, the toilet)
One, because that's an Oeuf.
Hot wheels.
Paint it, black!
A lot of good you are. (the joke is that the paint can is empty)
