Because we turn them on. / /
This clique bait will shock you!
Chickpeas
Cuz it was yellow and appealing! Sorry if this is bad. Seen too many of the same jokes here and I wanted to add an original joke.
Their ankles!
Because opposites attract.
Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)
Because opposite poles attract
Because they were Ionic.
Get outta here, I'm not attracted to you!
A. Opposites attract.
Well, I heard you pay money in exchange for work
I want to wear it to the science museum "In your closet, why " 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!
Because he was hung like this. (Hold your arms out wide)
Because of his hex appeal.
The Son is attracted to black
They were impressive!
With binoculars. u know, he has to watch whatever the neighbours are watching.
Girls: You Should be on TV for your talent. Boy: Am i so good..... Boy: if you were on TV, i can atleast switch it off...
Haram bae
They're both haram bae.
Me: It doesn't talk. Cashier: Ya, but what does it say Me: IT DOESN'T TALK. Cashier: Ok, Ma'am.
Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill.
He kept looking at his hoes.
A prism.
Dam(n).
Him: Lin, I just hit play 90 seconds ago. Me: Wow! New record.
Tom Cruise
He wanted to smoke a joint!
He said he "couldn't find a shingle person to do it."
In France.
None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to the homework.
He stopped at 239 because if he added another one it would be 'too farty'. It would've been funnier if I could do an Irish accent.
