Because we turn them on. / /
This clique bait will shock you!
Chickpeas
Cuz it was yellow and appealing! Sorry if this is bad. Seen too many of the same jokes here and I wanted to add an original joke.
Because opposites attract.
Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)
Because opposite poles attract
Because they were Ionic.
Get outta here, I'm not attracted to you!
Well, I heard you pay money in exchange for work
Because he was hung like this. (Hold your arms out wide)
Because of his hex appeal.
They were impressive!
Where the "eh" is in the sentence. Canadian: "How you doin, eh " Italian: "Eh! How you doin "
Grey Moose
Shock-top
The answer may shock you.
Manager: Sir, we've been through this, our cashiers aren't for sale.
Ampnbsp And the cashier replies: &nbsp -Twelve bananas
I've been framed!
Let it Gogh!
A power failure.
He gives it a valenshine!
Because he wanted to... "Get along little doggy"
Whinny wants to!
Virgin mobile
Hot wheels.
