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Why do men like smart women?

A. Opposites attract.

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Why did the man go fishing?

Just for the halibut.

What's the difference between a man and E.T.?

E.T. phoned home.

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What did the one electron say to the other when it asked it out on a date?

Get outta here, I'm not attracted to you!

What do Canadian women put behind their ears to attract men?

Their ankles!

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Why do bachelors like smart women?

Because they're so rare.

What do you prefer, honey?

A smart woman or a beautiful woman -Neither sweetie, you know I only have eyes for you