Why do men like smart women?

A. Opposites attract.

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What's the difference between a man in plain clothes riding a unicycle and a man in a tuxedo riding a bike?

Attire

How the does man give his dead batteries away?

Free of charge, of course.

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Why was the monkey attracted to the paint?

Cuz it was yellow and appealing! Sorry if this is bad. Seen too many of the same jokes here and I wanted to add an original joke.

Why was Betty Boop never attracted to Mickey Mouse?

She's only attracted to colored guys.

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What do you prefer, honey?

A smart woman or a beautiful woman -Neither sweetie, you know I only have eyes for you

Why do men like smart women?

A. Opposites attract.