Why do men like smart women?

A. Opposites attract.

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Why was everyone saying such kind, loving words to the man?

The man was a corpse being buried forever.

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head?

Doug

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Why do men like smart women?

A. Opposites attract.

Why was the monkey attracted to the paint?

Cuz it was yellow and appealing! Sorry if this is bad. Seen too many of the same jokes here and I wanted to add an original joke.

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What do you prefer, honey?

A smart woman or a beautiful woman -Neither sweetie, you know I only have eyes for you

Why do bachelors like smart women?

Because they're so rare.