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Why don't midgets smoke weed?

Because they can't get high.

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What do you call someone who smokes two doobies at once?

Double jointed. What do you call someone who can smoke three at once? Dead. Don't do drugs.

What do you call a Pokemon who is trying to quit smoking?

Vaporeon

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What do you call a midget clown that juggles?

A Juggalo

What did the doctor say to the midget waiting in the lobby?

You're just going to have to be a little patient.

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What Do You Call A Group Of Terrorists That Love to Smoke Weed?

HIGH-SIS

Why don't midgets smoke weed?

Because they can't get high.