Why don't midgets smoke weed?

Because they can't get high.

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What do you call an alpacca that screams when it sees fire?

A smoke aLaama.

How did they manage to smoke?

They threw a cigarette overboard, and made the boat a cigarette lighter

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What is 34.5?

69 for midgets

What do dwarves and midgets have in common?

Very little

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Why don't midgets smoke weed?

Because they can't get high.

Why don't cows smoke weed?

The steaks would just be too high.