Why don't midgets smoke weed?

Because they can't get high.

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What do you call a group of IT guys that smoke meth?

Geek Squad

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Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes.

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What's the best thing a midget can catch?

Air.

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Why don't midgets smoke weed?

Because they can't get high.

Why don't cows smoke weed?

The steaks would just be too high.