Why don't midgets smoke weed?

Because they can't get high.

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What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

Who is the only one that has smoked as much weed as Wiz Khalifa?

Wiz Khalifa's tapeworm.

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What's gotten into you man?

Midget: Sorry, I feel a little Sikh.

What do you call a budget that's cut short from the middle?

A midget.

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Why don't midgets smoke weed?

Because they can't get high.

What Do You Call A Group Of Terrorists That Love to Smoke Weed?

HIGH-SIS