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Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What can a yakuza do for living when he doesn't want to hurt people?

Tattoo master

Why are the nordic countries the best countries to live in?

Their flags are big plusses.

Baked Bean Jokes More Baked Bean Jokes

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What do dwarves and midgets have in common?

Very little

What do midgets and dwarfs have in common?

Just a little

Saudi Arabia Jokes More Saudi Arabia Jokes

What happens when you smoke pot in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

Link Jokes More Link Jokes

What is the saddest thing in you're life?

That you clicked on this link only to correct my grammer....

What's a linking verb's favorite genre of music?

Are &amp Be

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How long have you been waiting to use that joke?

He happily says, "Since 2009!"

Why does Jesus not play video games?

Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell an old person from a young person?

An old person can sing and brush their teeth at the same time.

How can you tell that a politician lies?

His lips are moving

Koran Jokes More Koran Jokes