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Why don't cows smoke weed?

The steaks would just be too high.

Why don't midgets smoke weed?

Because they can't get high.

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Zelda Jokes More Zelda Jokes

What do you call a legend of Zelda fan theory?

Head Ganon

Which area of Zelda: Ocarina of time uses the most resources?

The long long farm.

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

Why is the cook worried about catching his runaway pig?

He knows a little ham goes a long way.

How can you tell if a Redditor is European?

Don't worry, he'll tell you

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What does a tree do when it wants to go home?

It leaves.

How did the lumberjack keep his business from falling behind when all the trees ran out?

By moving faux wood. Rimshot

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between Mashed Potatoes and Pea Soup?

Anyone can mash potatoes!

What's the difference between a Southern wedding and a Southern tornado?

Nothing - either way someone's gonna lose a trailer *shamelessly stolen from Robin Williams

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How can you tell if a 14 year old smokes weed?

Just wait. They'll tell you.

How do you keep getting in here?

ZOO OFFICIAL: Wait. Let's hear him out.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Who's there! Baby! Baby who?

Baby love my baby love....!

What Bird?

Which bird symbolizes love? Swallow.

Consequence Jokes More Consequence Jokes

Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.

What are the consequences of smoking weed?

The reefercussions

Stone Jokes More Stone Jokes

What's the difference between a drunk driver and a stoned driver?

The drunk driver runs the stop sign. The stoned driver waits for it to turn green.

What happens when you smoke pot in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.