Smoke Weed Jokes

What Do You Call A Group Of Terrorists That Love to Smoke Weed?

HIGH-SIS

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Why don't cows smoke weed?

The steaks would just be too high.

Why don't midgets smoke weed?

Because they can't get high.

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How do fireflies lose weight?

They burn calories.

What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.

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What are the consequences of smoking weed?

The reefercussions

What's the difference between smoking weed and burning the koran?

If you burn the koran, you can only get stoned once.

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What are 2 girl chickens that fall in love?

A. Lesbi-hens

Why did the SpaceX rocket explode?

Because I don't love you anymore.

Hypotenuse Jokes More Hypotenuse Jokes

What do you call a suicidal mathematician smoking weed?

Hypotenuse

What's long, straight, and found between a pair of legs?

The hypotenuse.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What do you call a bunch of pro wrestlers hitting each other with blocks of cheddar and wheels of gouda?

Battle Royale with cheese.

Why does Peter Pan fly?

Because if someone hit your peter with a pan, you'd fly too!!

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What happened after the word bank was robbed?

There was a run on sentences.

What happens if you tell a psychiatrist you are schizophrenic?

He charges you double.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What do bees do if they want to use public transport?

Wait at a buzz stop!

What's the difference between a drunk driver, and a stoned driver?

The drunk driver will drive right through a stop sign. The stoned driver will stop and wait for it to turn green.

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

Why is the beef in Colorado so good?

Because the steaks are high.

Why didn't the cow want to go skydiving?

The steaks were too high.