Smoke Weed Jokes

Why don't cows smoke weed?

The steaks would just be too high.

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Why don't midgets smoke weed?

Because they can't get high.

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Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

What is a moo hoo for steak that came late?

Filet delay!

What did the cow say about the beef industry?

I've got some steak in it.

Baked Bean Jokes More Baked Bean Jokes

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

How do you know if someone grew up in New York City?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

What did the hill that was counting its pocket change say to the other hill?

Don't worry, I'm just amounting.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why did the little pig try to join the Navy?

He loved to sing "Oinkers Aweight"

Who loves hamburgers French fries and ants?

Ronald MacAardvark!

Smoking Weed Jokes More Smoking Weed Jokes

What do you call ratting out the President's daughter for smoking weed?

High treason.

Pol Pot Jokes More Pol Pot Jokes

Why did the Khmer Rouge smoke weed?

Because Pol Pot's followers are called Potheads.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why did Sarah fall out of the tree?

Because she had no arms. Knock-knock! "Who's there " Not Sarah.

What does the tree says in autumn?

Leaf me alone.

Pothead Jokes More Pothead Jokes

What do you call a pothead with two spliffs?

Double jointed

Why did the Khmer Rouge smoke weed?

Because Pol Pot's followers are called Potheads.