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What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

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President Jokes More President Jokes

What did the turkey say when he accidentally bumped into the president?

Pardon me.

What do you call a president who interrupts people?

Donald Tr- WRONG!

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

Why do you want your lawyer to be a U2 fan?

Cos they're always pro-Bono

Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee

King Jokes More King Jokes

Why do the Lannisters have such big beds?

They push two twins together to make a king.

What do you call someone who begs for a free copy of "Return Of The King"?

A free-LOTR

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What goes ha, ha, ha, clunk?

A man laughing his head off.

What does a two-headed cat say??

Weow!

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

When do doctors get angry?

When they run out of patients.

What happened when two hydrogen atoms collided?

The doctor had to heal-ium.

Bow Jokes More Bow Jokes

How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?

The bow is moving.

What do you call a Pirate who lost his anchor?

Can't anchor us" /bow.. this is as clever as i get, people.. so sorry.

Saudi Arabia Jokes More Saudi Arabia Jokes

What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

How would you rate USA and Saudi Arabia's relationship?

9/11

Profession Jokes More Profession Jokes

What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

What profession did the parrot get into when it swallowed the clock?

Politics

Barber Jokes More Barber Jokes

What did the customer say to the barber after looking at a facial hair catalog?

I moustache you a question about this style shown here, good sir.

How did the barber win the race?

He knew a short cut.

Ussr Jokes More Ussr Jokes

Why did the USSR have such a bad air force?

They kept Stalin.

How'd the date go?

Not good. Too many red flags. *Flashback to her house being covered with USSR flags* I think she might be a communist.