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What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

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President Jokes More President Jokes

What do you get when you elect Bernie Sander's son as president?

A son Bern

Which president was the most logical?

Lincoln. He made the most cents.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What kind of suit does a lawyer like best?

The Spanish Inquisition.

How did the lawyer chip his tooth?

The ambulance slammed on its brakes.

King Jokes More King Jokes

How many Kings of Spain does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Juan

What do you call a king with a weed addiction?

Your royal highness.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head?

Sister-Matic

How much do you love me?

Count the stars in the sky and that's how much I love you "But it's so cloudy" *pats her on the head* Yeah I know

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why did Xmen's Cyclops go to the doctors?

Because he needed laser eye surgery!

What do you mean, 10?

10 what Months Weeks!" Doctor: "Nine."

Bow Jokes More Bow Jokes

What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

Why did the noodle take a bow after the recital?

He was the vermicellist

Saudi Arabia Jokes More Saudi Arabia Jokes

Who is the most hated actor in Saudi Arabia?

Shia Labeouf

What do you call an attractive primate corpse in Saudi Arabia?

Haram bae

Profession Jokes More Profession Jokes

What profession does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Driver

Why would you name your human child Hunter?

Hunter is a profession. That's like naming your kid Dentist.

Barber Jokes More Barber Jokes

Why is my hairline receding?

Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing.

Who's there! Barber! Barber who?

Barberd wire!

Ussr Jokes More Ussr Jokes

Who's there! Bjork! Bjork who?

Bjork in the USSR!

What happens when the USSR gets back together?

A Soviet Reunion.