What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

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President Jokes More President Jokes

Which bird ran for President?

H. Ross Parrot

How did the puppeteer meet the President?

He pulled some strings.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

Why'd the lawyer go to Heaven?

Hell was full.

Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.

King Jokes More King Jokes

Why did prince Oxygen inherit the throne after the king died?

Because he was the rightful heir

How do the Lanisters make large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What goes HO HO HO thud?

Santa laughing his head off. What goes HO HO HO A Pimp taking inventory.

How do you cure the hiccups?

Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why was the doctor stressed?

He was losing his patients

What do you call two doctors with the same career?

Pair of medics.

Bow Jokes More Bow Jokes

What do you call a field used to grow bows and arrows?

An archerd.

Why in the hell do you have so much respect but I don't?

Cat: "You 'bow' while me 'owe'."

Saudi Arabia Jokes More Saudi Arabia Jokes

What do you call an attractive primate corpse in Saudi Arabia?

Haram bae

What happens when you smoke pot in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

Profession Jokes More Profession Jokes

Why would you name your human child Hunter?

Hunter is a profession. That's like naming your kid Dentist.

What do you call it when someone relies on sleep studies for a profession?

A rem job

Barber Jokes More Barber Jokes

What did the koala bear say to the barber?

You ca-lip this

Who can shave 30 times a day and still have a beard?

A barber.

Ussr Jokes More Ussr Jokes

Why did the USSR have so many lower case letters?

Because they aren't capitalist

Why did the USSR have such a bad air force?

They kept Stalin.