What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

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Vladimir's Poo Tin

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West wing

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Why hasn't any lawyer ever been bitten by a shark?

Professional courtesy.

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Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.

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Because it was a noble gas

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He was a lion.

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A man laughing his head off.

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Lice. Lice, maybe.

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Is it mine"?

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Please! I in cyst!

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What has wings a long tail and wears a bow?

A birthday pheasant!

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Can't anchor us" /bow.. this is as clever as i get, people.. so sorry.

Saudi Arabia Jokes More Saudi Arabia Jokes

What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

What happens when you smoke pot in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

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What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

What was the first profession to go all digital?

Proctology.

Barber Jokes More Barber Jokes

What would you like today?

Me: Make me look attractive. Barber: CAROL! CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS!

Why did a gun go to the barber?

Because its bangs were getting long!

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What's USSR favourite Pink Floyd's Album?

The Wall.

What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.