What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

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Who would you like for president in 2020?

Anyone who doesn't have poor visions.

What was Lincoln's worst decision as President?

He should have asked for a table, instead of a Booth

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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 70?

Your honor.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer?

We're both lawyers.

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What do you call the king of the jungle in the land down under?

Australian. Yes I know lions aren't jungle animals, but as per common nomenclature etc etc yadda yadda raspberry

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GoT because they push twins together to make a king.

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What has a head, a tail, and no body?

A coin!

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Head to head race

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What are we waiting for?

The doctor asks. "Patients, Doctor," replied the nurse. "Patients."

What did one doctor say to the other doctor?

We're both doctors

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Why didn't the Mexican go bow hunting?

Because he didn't habanero

What is the outside of a tree called?

Student:I don't know. Teacher: Bark, my child, bark. Student: Bow, wow, wow.

Saudi Arabia Jokes More Saudi Arabia Jokes

Why are the people of Saudi Arabia always behind the times?

Because they live under Iraq.

What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

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What do you call it when someone relies on sleep studies for a profession?

A rem job

What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

Barber Jokes More Barber Jokes

Why hasn't the Rastafarian gone to see the barber?

He's dreading it.

What did the barber say to the Potato?

You've got eyes on the back of your head!

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What's USSR favourite Pink Floyd's Album?

The Wall. pls don't pitchfork me

Why did the USSR have such a bad air force?

They kept Stalin.