What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

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President Jokes More President Jokes

What will Kayne West's political leaning be if he runs for President?

West wing

What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?

About three pounds, including the urn.

What's wrong with lawyer jokes?

Lawyers don't think they're funny, and nobody else thinks they're jokes.

King Jokes More King Jokes

Why do the Lannisters have such a big bed?

They pushed two twins together and made a king.

Why did prince Oxygen inherit the throne after the king died?

Because he was the rightful heir

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What did one hat say to the other hat?

You wait here, I'm going to go on a head.

Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?

Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.

What do you call a Tungsten Holmium compound with a Doctorate?

Doctor WHo

Bow Jokes More Bow Jokes

Why did the noodle take a bow after the recital?

He was the vermicellist

What do you call a field used to grow bows and arrows?

An archerd.

Saudi Arabia Jokes More Saudi Arabia Jokes

What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

What happens when you smoke pot in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

Profession Jokes More Profession Jokes

How do you know you can't trust doctors and lawyers?

Because they both "practice" their professions.

What was the first profession to go all digital?

Proctology.

Barber Jokes More Barber Jokes

Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard?

A barber.

Why is my hairline receding?

Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing.

Ussr Jokes More Ussr Jokes

Who's there! Bjork! Bjork who?

Bjork in the USSR!

Why did the USSR have so many lower case letters?

Because they aren't capitalist