What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

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President Jokes More President Jokes

Who says Republicans aren't into recycling?

Mitt Romney's thinking of running for President, again.

What does it take to be a president?

Nothing

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

Why do Steven Avery's victims see him naked from the waist down?

Because his lawyers keep filing away his briefs.

When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth?

When his lips are shut.

King Jokes More King Jokes

What do you call a king with a weed addiction?

Your royal highness.

Why do the Lannisters have such a big bed?

They pushed two twins together and made a king.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why does a witch wear a pointed black hat?

To keep her head warm.

When is the only time when No shirt no shorts no shoes gets you service?

If you're a surfer and you're getting head.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Who and Facebook?

When the Doctor changes the timeline, it's usually for a good reason.

Why did the man go to the doctor after taking his friend to work?

He had carpool tunnel

Bow Jokes More Bow Jokes

Why do you say he's conceited?

Fred: Well every time there was a thunderclap during the storm he went to the window and took a bow.

What has wings a long tail and wears a bow?

A birthday pheasant!

Saudi Arabia Jokes More Saudi Arabia Jokes

Who is the most hated actor in Saudi Arabia?

Shia Labeouf

What happens when you smoke pot in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

Profession Jokes More Profession Jokes

What profession was once highly respected, but is now a complete joke?

Nigerian Prince Thanks r/askreddit for the idea

What profession does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Driver

Barber Jokes More Barber Jokes

Who can shave 30 times a day and still have a beard?

A barber.

What did the koala bear say to the barber?

You ca-lip this

Ussr Jokes More Ussr Jokes

Why did the USSR have so many lower case letters?

Because they aren't capitalist

How'd the date go?

Not good. Too many red flags. *Flashback to her house being covered with USSR flags* I think she might be a communist.