Profession Jokes

How do you know you can't trust doctors and lawyers?

Because they both "practice" their professions.

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What was the first profession to go all digital?

Proctology.

What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

What profession does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Driver

What profession did the parrot get into when it swallowed the clock?

Politics

Why would you name your human child Hunter?

Hunter is a profession. That's like naming your kid Dentist.

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Country Jokes More Country Jokes

What country are you most likely to get a disease?

GERMany.

What happens when everyone in the country takes a pee at the same time?

Urine-nation!

King Jokes More King Jokes

What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

Why do the Lannisters have such big beds?

They push two twins together to make a king.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why do trees have so many friends?

They branch out

Why couldn't the two testes be friends?

Because of the vas deferens.

Barber Jokes More Barber Jokes

Why doesn't my hairline look good?

Barber: It's on the same old head.

What did the koala bear say to the barber?

You ca-lip this

Highway Jokes More Highway Jokes

What is the fastest way to exit a car on the highway?

Through the windshield

Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today

India Jokes More India Jokes

Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

What do people call their grandmother in India?

Naana

Similarity Jokes More Similarity Jokes

What's the similarity of the World Series and Lorde?

They'll never be royals

What's the similarity between a dog and a bulldozer?

Neither one is a squirrel.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride a bike?

How many IT guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, that's a Facilities problem.