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Optician Jokes

Which profession has the worst sense of humour?

Well, chiropodists like jokes. But opticians like them.

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Why did the PHP programmer go to the optician?

Because he didn't C#

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Prism (Note: I made this joke up. Sorry if this little note refracts from the humour.)

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What does a beggar and a PHP programmer have in common?

They both work on crowded platforms.

Why did the PHP programmer go to the optician?

Because he didn't C#

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Well, chiropodists like jokes. But opticians like them.

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What was the first profession to go all digital?

Proctology.

What profession does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Driver

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What do you call joke told by a duck?

A wise quack.

Why do Canadians prefer their jokes in hexadecimal?

Because 7 8 9 A.

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What's the difference between PHP and PCP?

One makes you: The other is a synthetic drug.

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They both work on crowded platforms.