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Optician Jokes

Which profession has the worst sense of humour?

Well, chiropodists like jokes. But opticians like them.

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Why did the PHP programmer go to the optician?

Because he didn't C#

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They both work on crowded platforms.

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Because he didn't C#

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Why Is Chemistry Racist?

It's very selective. Edit. My first time making a joke. I know I can't make a joke. This is not directed at anyone.

Why is it good to post jokes about feminists?

It promotes equality.

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What profession does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Driver

What profession did the parrot get into when it swallowed the clock?

Politics

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Why did the PHP programmer go to the optician?

Because he didn't C#

Which honorary degree is to be awarded to someone who has made contributions to PHP?

Ph.P.

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Which profession has the worst sense of humour?

Well, chiropodists like jokes. But opticians like them.

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Where do naughty rays of light go?

Prism (Note: I made this joke up. Sorry if this little note refracts from the humour.)

Which profession has the worst sense of humour?

Well, chiropodists like jokes. But opticians like them.