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Optician Jokes

Which profession has the worst sense of humour?

Well, chiropodists like jokes. But opticians like them.

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Why did the PHP programmer go to the optician?

Because he didn't C#

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Why did the PHP programmer go to the optician?

Because he didn't C#

What does a beggar and a PHP programmer have in common?

They both work on crowded platforms.

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What's an actuary?

An accountant without the sense of humour.

Where would we be in the world without humour?

Germany.

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What do you call a person with memory problems telling a joke?

To get to the other side.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Walks away*

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What profession does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Driver

What do you call it when someone relies on sleep studies for a profession?

A rem job

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Which honorary degree is to be awarded to someone who has made contributions to PHP?

Ph.P.

What does a beggar and a PHP programmer have in common?

They both work on crowded platforms.

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Which profession has the worst sense of humour?

Well, chiropodists like jokes. But opticians like them.