Optician Jokes

Which profession has the worst sense of humour?

Well, chiropodists like jokes. But opticians like them.

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Why did the PHP programmer go to the optician?

Because he didn't C#

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How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. We are efficient and don't like humour.

How many of my fellow Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one of course, as we are highly efficient and have absolutely no sense of humour.

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What does a beggar and a PHP programmer have in common?

They both work on crowded platforms.

Why did the PHP programmer go to the optician?

Because he didn't C#

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What joke never gets old?

Besides that's what she said and yo mama.

What do you call an octopus that loves jokes?

A knock-knocktopus.

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What profession was once highly respected, but is now a complete joke?

Nigerian Prince Thanks r/askreddit for the idea

What was the first profession to go all digital?

Proctology.

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Which honorary degree is to be awarded to someone who has made contributions to PHP?

Ph.P.

Why did the PHP programmer go to the optician?

Because he didn't C#

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What do you call a Chinese man with a bad sense of direction?

Wong Wei

Which profession has the worst sense of humour?

Well, chiropodists like jokes. But opticians like them.