Optician Jokes

Why did the PHP programmer go to the optician?

Because he didn't C#

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What do you call jokes about eyes?

Vitreous humour.

What did the 80 grit sandpaper say to the 36 grit sandpaper?

You're a little rougher than I'm used to, but I'll grit and bear it. I'm sorry, that joke was a little rough ;D

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Why did the PHP programmer go to the optician?

Because he didn't C#

What does a beggar and a PHP programmer have in common?

They both work on crowded platforms.

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Where do naughty rays of light go?

Prism (Note: I made this joke up. Sorry if this little note refracts from the humour.)

What's an actuary?

An accountant without the sense of humour.

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What profession did the parrot get into when it swallowed the clock?

Politics

How do you know you can't trust doctors and lawyers?

Because they both "practice" their professions.

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Which honorary degree is to be awarded to someone who has made contributions to PHP?

Ph.P.

What does a beggar and a PHP programmer have in common?

They both work on crowded platforms.

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