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Optician Jokes

Which profession has the worst sense of humour?

Well, chiropodists like jokes. But opticians like them.

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Why did the PHP programmer go to the optician?

Because he didn't C#

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What's the difference between PHP and PCP?

One makes you: The other is a synthetic drug.

Which honorary degree is to be awarded to someone who has made contributions to PHP?

Ph.P.

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What's an actuary?

An accountant without the sense of humour.

Where would we be in the world without humour?

Germany.

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What was the first profession to go all digital?

Proctology.

What profession did the parrot get into when it swallowed the clock?

Politics

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Which profession has the worst sense of humour?

Well, chiropodists like jokes. But opticians like them.

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Why did the PHP programmer go to the optician?

Because he didn't C#

What does a beggar and a PHP programmer have in common?

They both work on crowded platforms.

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Why was Stalin a Bad leader?

Because he was staling a country that was rushing..(Russia) This joke was bad. Im going to bed now.

What do two rights make?

An airplane! haha Wright brothers :-) I made this joke when I was in Junior high