What's the difference between PHP and PCP?

One makes you: The other is a synthetic drug.

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What's the difference between hazelnuts and deernuts?

Hazelnuts are normally around $1.50/lb, deernuts are always under a buck.

What's the difference between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes?

You can't mash Frankenstein.

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Which honorary degree is to be awarded to someone who has made contributions to PHP?

Ph.P.

Why did the PHP programmer go to the optician?

Because he didn't C#