What's the difference between PHP and PCP?

One makes you: The other is a synthetic drug.

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What's difference between Jesse Owens and Adolf Hilter?

Owens can finish a race.

What's the difference between an Hawaiin and a Muslim?

One always offer a snack bar after saying hello

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Why did the PHP programmer go to the optician?

Because he didn't C#

What does a beggar and a PHP programmer have in common?

They both work on crowded platforms.