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What's the difference between PHP and PCP?

One makes you: The other is a synthetic drug.

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What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?

Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?

What's the difference between a surgeon and God?

God knows he's not a surgeon.

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What does a beggar and a PHP programmer have in common?

They both work on crowded platforms.

Which honorary degree is to be awarded to someone who has made contributions to PHP?

Ph.P.