Bad Sense Jokes

Which profession has the worst sense of humour?

Well, chiropodists like jokes. But opticians like them.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

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Who wins in a fight: Goku or Superman?

Wrong, Batman always wins. &nbsp; Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.

How do you describe people who tell "I see dead people" jokes?

They have a sixth sense of humor

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a punchline and a cute girl?

Sometimes I get the punchline

What's the difference between a hunter and a stalker?

The hunter has to wait until it's in season!

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why won't the ocean let us drink its water?

Because it's too salty.

Which one!?

I mean let me see your license

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Direction Jokes More Direction Jokes

Who was the only novelist with both direction and magnitude?

Vector Hugo.

What would you say are your strengths?

Me: Words Him: Can you say more Me: More Him: Me: I'm also good at directions

Chinese Man Jokes More Chinese Man Jokes

When did the Chinese man know it was time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty

Why did a Chinese man ride a bike to the brothel?

To get laid.

Bad Joke Jokes More Bad Joke Jokes

What are you planting???

B: The seed of doubt. A: Dude, that's the worst joke I've ever heard! A: Or is it the best???

Why do chemists love bad jokes?

Their jobs get a lot easier when there are no reactions

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What kind of fruit tells the best jokes?

A punkin. Edit: and apparently not me.

What is the best joke you have heard that was on the end of a Popsicle stick?

Here is mine: Q: Where do snowmen dance --------- A: At the snowball. Best joke at the end of a Popsicle stick