Well, chiropodists like jokes. But opticians like them.
A clothes hanger.
Oven mitts.
LSD doesn't need to be drunk to hit me.
One you squeeze to get cider, the other you get 'side her to squeeze.
I was just wondering about how many jokes today maybe irrelevant 100 years into the future. To test this theory, what are the oldest recorded jokes?
Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.
Exactly. Now let's talk about Fluffy
Let it ring.
I don't know, I don't speak Mandarin.
I don't know...
One Direction.
No Direction.
Here is mine: Q: Where do snowmen dance --------- A: At the snowball. Best joke at the end of a Popsicle stick
You skip the punchline.
