Bad Sense Jokes

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Direction Jokes More Direction Jokes

Who was the only novelist with both direction and magnitude?

Vector Hugo.

Why was the scalar depressed?

Because he had no direction.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What did Anna Freud let her underwear show?

It was a Freudian slip

How can you tell if someone is a marathon runner?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

Humor Jokes More Humor Jokes

What do you call a pizza who's a DJ?

DJ Beazza Yes it's a stupid pun, but that's a good 50% of my humor, the other half being sarcasm.

What do you love most my natural beauty or my body?

Wife: Your sense of humor.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

Why do Chinese tourists get disappointed when they visit America?

Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.

What do you call a Chinese cameraman?

Phil Ming

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between Spiderman and Superman?

Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent.

What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and some glue?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!

Bad Joke Jokes More Bad Joke Jokes

What US State has the smallest soft drinks?

Mini-Soda (Minnesota) Such a bad joke...

How do you tell a bad joke from a good joke?

You skip the punchline.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the difference between an entomologist and an etymologist?

An etymologist knows.

Ever wondered why bees hum?

It's because they don't know the words.

Good Joke Jokes More Good Joke Jokes

What kind of fruit tells the best jokes?

A punkin. Edit: and apparently not me.

Why can't you tell a Philosophy Student a good joke?

You need to give a three hour lecture and turn in a research paper on "What is 'good' " first.