Which one!?

I mean let me see your license

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton won't let a bag of cocaine fall out of the window.

What did the bishop say to a large group of priest at the overnight camp for young boys?

Let us prey.'

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What did one nose say to the other nose when it was crying?

It told it a Nak-Nak joke! (In my language Urdu, Nak means nose.)

How would you describe the average bully?

Mean.

License Jokes More License Jokes

Why were you speeding when I stopped you?

Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.

What driver doesn't have a license?

A screwdriver