Which one!?

I mean let me see your license

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What am I called?

Ant: *checks, shuts book* Let's not focus on labels

How do you keep getting in here?

ZOO OFFICIAL: Wait. Let's hear him out.

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What does it mean when a lion roars?

Shut up. The movie is about to start.

What did one nose say to the other nose when it was crying?

It told it a Nak-Nak joke! (In my language Urdu, Nak means nose.)

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What driver doesn't have a license?

A screwdriver

Why were you speeding when I stopped you?

Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.