How do you find the fastest man in Africa?

Roll a penny down a hill.

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What do you call a Mexican who can't find his vehicle?

Carlos.

How many bugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, as long as they can find a way in.

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Whats the easiest way to drown a blonde?

Glue a penny to the bottom of a swimming pool ALTERNATE ENDING: Put a scratch n' sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool

What do you call a penny with Jesus on it?

J.C. Penny

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How do you find the fastest man in Africa?

Roll a penny down a hill.

What do you call a ford on top of a hill?

A lie

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What's a feminist's least favourite bread?

Gender rolls

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!

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Where did you get that thing?

Parrot says, "Africa."

What do u call 1,000 black people on a plane back to Africa?

A good start.