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How do you find the fastest man in Africa?

Roll a penny down a hill.

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What did Haley Joel Osment find at the top of Mt. Everest?

Icy Dead People

How do you find a British person in a crowd?

1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066.

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Why is a cat like a penny?

Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.

What did the penny say to the other penny?

Let's get together and make some cents.

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What do you call a Rwandan tribe falling down a hill?

Tutsi Roll.

What's black and white and black and white and black and white and green?

A skunk rolling down a hill with a pickle in its mouth.

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Why is the orange Rolling down the road?

Because it's run out of juice!!!!!! (:

Why do scuba divers roll backwards out of the boat?

Cause if they rolled forwards, they would still be in the boat.

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Which one is closer, Sun or Africa?

Teacher: Which one is closer, Sun or Africa Johnny: Sun Teacher: Why Johnny: We can see the sun all the time, but can't see Africa.

Why is it considered socially wrong to make fun of a crying 10-year old boy in Africa?

Because it's normal to undergo a midlife crisis.