How do you find the fastest man in Africa?

Roll a penny down a hill.

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What did Data find in Picard's gym sock?

The Next Generation

How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?

You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.

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How do you pick one facial expression for the whole day?

Like what if you find a penny

Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny?

Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.

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Why was the Scotsman buried on the hill?

He died.

Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.

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What did Johann Sebastian Bach do when someone steam-rolled his organ?

He played a flat baroque piece!

What's red and white, red and white, red and white?

Sant rolling off your roof.

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Why is it considered socially wrong to make fun of a crying 10-year old boy in Africa?

Because it's normal to undergo a midlife crisis.

What do you call poppies from eastern Africa?

Ethiopium