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How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?

You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.

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How do you know a North Korean robbed your house?

All your printer paper is gone and when you look at the printer history it's all Kim Jong-Un.

Why did the feminist get fired from Panera?

Because she ate all the cookies and didn't know how to make a sandwich.

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What do you call a dictatorship founded on the principles of Ethos, Logos & Pathos?

An Aristotalitarian Regime.

Why did the walrus go to the Tupperware party?

To find a tight seal

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Why did the French man put a bomb on his kitchen floor?

Because he wanted to see Linoleum Blownapart.

How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?

You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.

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How many Wake Forest fraternity brothers does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?

Seventeen. One to do it and sixteen to shell the M&M's.

How many Blondes does it take to bake chocolate chip cookies?

10....one to bake the cookies, and 9 to peel the M&Ms