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How do you tell if water is true or false?

Bring it to a bool.

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How does a mermaid give a man head?

She blows him out of the water

What do you call a man standing up to his knees in water?

Wade

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What did the farmer tell the hoe?

Let's get dirty.

How can you tell when a fax has been sent by a blonde?

When there's a stamp on it.

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What exactly does BYOB mean?

Bring your own beer" Bill Nye the Science Guy slowly slides the bacteria sample back in his lab coat

Why did the girl bring 2 basketballs to the basketball game?

Because there was 2 basketball courts. DUH!