How do you tell if water is true or false?

Bring it to a bool.

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What do you get when water washes away dirt?

A road

Where is the fire at?

The man replies: it's back there, I'm just going to get the water! (This is a true story, my uncle really said this)

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What's the bad news?

Asked the patients. "You only have 24-hours to live." "And the really bad news " I should have told you yesterday.

How do you know if someone's an expert archer?

Put an apple on your head &amp stand still he'll Tell you.

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What did the dog bring to party?

Wooffies!

What did Mr. Burns bring to the pot luck?

Eggsalad