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How do you tell if water is true or false?

Bring it to a bool.

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What did the egg say to the water?

I cant get hard, i just got laid by the chicken.

What do you call a man standing up to his knees in water?

Wade

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What are you allergic to?

And can tell them Plant Spern

How do you tell the difference between a redditor and a MOBA player?

Ask them what OP stands for.

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What brings the monster's babies?

The Frankenstork.

What is the difference between a Mother and Wife?

One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.