How do you tell if water is true or false?

Bring it to a bool.

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What do you call an uneven body of water?

An inconsistensea.

What do you call a man standing up to his knees in water?

Wade

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How do you tell a chemist no?

Nitrogen Monoxide

What did the hippie say when somebody told him to get off of their couch?

Namaste.

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Why does Tiger Woods bring an extra pair of socks while golfing?

In case he gets a hole in one.

What's a sharks favorite game?

Swallow the leader. *This joke has been brought to you by my 8 year old's math homework.*