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How do you tell if water is true or false?

Bring it to a bool.

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Why does the ocean have water?

Because the sky is

How do you make Aquaman cool?

Put him in water!

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What do you call someone who tells you they've successfully broken the Law of Excluded Middle?

WRONG.**... or right, or something in between.

What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks?

Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their arms!

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When are they going to bring slavery back?

I am tired of looking for a job.

Why do ghosts get invited to parties?

Because they always bring boos.