How do you tell if water is true or false?

What kind of water do you drink when the snow melts?

Spring water.

Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

How can you tell if you're in Detroit or across the river in Windsor Ontario Canada?

Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada

What is the South American Music Scale?

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti No (This is a joke I wrote a loooonnngg time ago, tell me what you think.)

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Why did the vulture get kicked off the flight?

He brought the wrong carrion.

How much longer?

Did you bring any snacks They want $5 for M&M's! I wanna go home Is it over yet - me watching my kids Christmas pageant