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What did the hippie say when he was asked to leave the couch he was sleeping/staying on?

Namast (nah-ima-stay)

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What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

What's the last thing a Tickle-Me Elmo gets before leaving the factory?

Two test-tickles!

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What did the wall ask the picture?

All together now!) ***"How's it hangin' "*** Skip

What's wrong with them?

His boss asks. "I just can't see myself coming to work today."

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What would my hippie side be doing right now?

I already know that

How do you know if hippies have been in your house?

They are still there.

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What does the hippie say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste (better to say it aloud)

What does the hippie bum say when you tell him he can no longer sleep on your couch?

Namaste