What did the hippie say when he was asked to leave the couch he was sleeping/staying on?

Namast (nah-ima-stay)

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How is a woman who got her winter coat at Target similar to an officer on leave?

They both got their fur low.

Why was the composer late for work?

He missed Debussy. I'll just leave.

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Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders?

So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know " whenever you ask them a question.

What is Santa's favorite type of cookie?

Ask your dad.

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What do hippies say when you tell them to get off your couch?

Namaste

Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie?

He was too far out, man.

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What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants?

Ferniture.

Why didn't the Buddhist monk vacuum under his couch?

He had no attachments.