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What did the hippie say when somebody told him to get off of their couch?

Namaste.

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What did the hippie say when somebody told him to get off of their couch?

Namaste.

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What does the hippie say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste (better to say it aloud)

What did the hippie say when somebody told him to get off of their couch?

Namaste.