What did the hippie say when he was asked to leave the couch he was sleeping/staying on?

Namast (nah-ima-stay)

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Why did you leave us so early?

He is asked why are you so crying Do you cry about your close relative -No, I am crying about the first husband of my wife.

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Because he left the Windows open.

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She replied, "No. First a Gibson, second a Fender."

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He liked cold cash.

What did the hippie say when somebody told him to get off of their couch?

Namaste.

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What did the hippy say when I told him to get off my couch?

Namaste

What does the hippie say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste (better to say it aloud)