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What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?

Any place without a drive-up window.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with one arm?

Hand Solo

What did the SJW say to the man who appropriated culture?

That's inappropriate.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why is a beer like a woman?

After you drink one you can't shut up or drive.

What drives you?

Me: The bus mostly Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning M: missing the bus

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What do you call the place where parrots make films?

Pollywood!

Why a conch shell, and why there of all places?

So that when you put your ear against it, you can smell the ocean.

Consider Jokes More Consider Jokes

Why is camping considered an intense sport?

Because it's intense

Why shouldn't you lend a anthropologist money?

They consider a million years ago to be Recent.