What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?

Any place without a drive-up window.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man with acute bronchitis go on holiday?

Because he had a wee cough

Why was everyone saying such kind, loving words to the man?

The man was a corpse being buried forever.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why didn't George like driving through tunnels with people in his car?

He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.

Why did the grocery delivery guy get fired?

He drove people bananas!

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What did one plane said to the other plane?

Can I crash at your place

Why did the hipster cross the road?

To get to a place you've probably never heard of.

Consider Jokes More Consider Jokes

Why was the chemist not able to get very far in his study of acids?

He was only willing to consider the most basic of solutions.

Why shouldn't you lend a anthropologist money?

They consider a million years ago to be Recent.