What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?

Any place without a drive-up window.

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Why did broke man fall over?

He ran out of balance

Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

('He wanted cold hard cash!')

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What kind of car does Bill Cosby drive?

A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)

Why cant asians drive?

Because cars takes you from A to B

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Why was the white man chasing the black man?

Because he was in first place.

What will the sequel to Lake Placid that takes place 50 years later be called?

Lake Flaccid

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Who do you think the scariest POTUS was?

I'd have to say Rushmore, considering he had four heads.

What does a man consider to be a seven course meal?

A hot dog and a six pack.