What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?

Any place without a drive-up window.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why was the man arrested at the farmers' market?

He was caught taking a leek.

What is the distinction between a man that has had a vasectomy and one who hasn't?

I don't know, as far as I'm concerned there's not a vas deferens.

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Why couldn't Stevie Wonder drive the bus?

There's no steering wheel in the back of the bus.

Who's there! Bark! Bark who?

Bark you car on the drive!

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Why is everyone afraid of Vladimir Putin?

Because Vlad is Putin everyone in their place.

Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.

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What political ideology does Hades consider himself to be apart of?

Plutocracy

What does a man consider to be a seven course meal?

A hot dog and a six pack.