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Why shouldn't you lend a anthropologist money?

They consider a million years ago to be Recent.

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Who's there! Celeste! Celeste who?

Celeste time I lend you money!

Why can the Cornish always lend a hand?

They probably have a spare.

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Why do most chicken coups have 2 doors?

Because if they had 4 doors, it'd be considered a chicken sedan!

Where is the only place engineers are considered artistic?

Brooklyn