Why shouldn't you lend a anthropologist money?

They consider a million years ago to be Recent.

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Why shouldn't you lend a anthropologist money?

They consider a million years ago to be Recent.

What did the poor composer say to his friend?

I am baroque, can you lend me some money?

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How do you guys think the Germans will do in the Olympics this year?

Not too well considering they can't finish a race.

Why are pharmaceutical chemists considered such studs?

They're able to make a fun-gal cream.