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Why shouldn't you lend a anthropologist money?

They consider a million years ago to be Recent.

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What do you call it when you lend money to a bison?

A Buffa-Loan!

Who's there! Celeste! Celeste who?

Celeste time I lend you money!

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What's the main thing a woman needs to think about when considering a potential boyfriend?

Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?

Why do we keep putting criminals behind bars?

Putting criminals behind bars seems like a bad idea once you consider all the alcohol they're now next to