Why shouldn't you lend a anthropologist money?

They consider a million years ago to be Recent.

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What did the pope give up for lent?

His job.

What do you call it when you lend money to a bison?

A Buffa-Loan!

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Why wasn't the man considered attractive?

The laws of gravity didn't apply to him.

Why is camping considered an intense sport?

Because it's intense