Why shouldn't you lend a anthropologist money?

They consider a million years ago to be Recent.

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Why can the Cornish always lend a hand?

They probably have a spare.

What is the best way to lose money?

Lend it to Greece.

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Why was King Tutenkhamen considered the best pharaoh in all of Egypt?

Because he always showed up in cuneiform.

Why is camping considered an intense sport?

Because it's intense