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Why didn't Spock do a mind meld with Frodo?

Because he figured that would be a bad hobbit to get in to.

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What did Spock find in the toilet?

Captain's log.

What did Spock find in the Enterprises's toilet?

The captain's log!

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Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins?

She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.

How do you convey body language?

With your figure of speech

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Why did Frodo set his cell phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

How does Frodo make his own food?

Through Frodosynthesis

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Why didn't Spock do a mind meld with Frodo?

Because he figured that would be a bad hobbit to get in to.

What does Spock sing in the shower?

I'll stop the world and meld with you!