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Why didn't Spock do a mind meld with Frodo?

Because he figured that would be a bad hobbit to get in to.

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Why did Spock dump his wife?

Because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so

What did Spock find in the Enterprises's toilet?

The captain's log!

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What do you get when you put birthday candles on a pizza?

You can't figure it out I mean, it's a pizz'a cake.

Why'd it take Little Red Riding Hood so long to figure out it wasnt her grandma?

I can tell after like 2 questions if its a wolf or my nana

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Why did Frodo set his cell phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

How does Frodo make his own food?

Through Frodosynthesis

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What does Spock sing in the shower?

I'll stop the world and meld with you!

Why didn't Spock do a mind meld with Frodo?

Because he figured that would be a bad hobbit to get in to.