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Why didn't Spock do a mind meld with Frodo?

Because he figured that would be a bad hobbit to get in to.

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What did Spock find in the toilet?

Captain's log.

What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

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What's the hardest thing about being a vegan crossfitter who went to Harvard?

Figuring out what to tell you about first.

What does Eminem and a Tumblr SJW have in common?

See they can trigger me, but they'll never figure me out

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Why did Frodo set his cell phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

Why didn't Spock do a mind meld with Frodo?

Because he figured that would be a bad hobbit to get in to.

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Why didn't Spock do a mind meld with Frodo?

Because he figured that would be a bad hobbit to get in to.

What does Spock sing in the shower?

I'll stop the world and meld with you!