Because he figured that would be a bad hobbit to get in to.
Because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so
He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.
They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)
Through Frodosynthesis
Edit Thanks KikifounUnui... not my main language TT
I'll stop the world and meld with you!