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What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Beaver E! Beaver E who?

Beaver E quiet and nobody will find us!

Why did the Teletubbies find it hard to pee?

They only have one Tinkie-Winkie

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What did Euler see in the toilet?

Natural log

What do you get if you cross a toilet with a pop singer?

Loo-Loo!

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What did Spock find in the toilet of the Starship Enterprise?

The Captain's Log.

Why did Spock dump his wife?

Because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so

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Why didn't the dog play cards on his ocean cruise?

Because the captain stood on the deck.

What did the captain of the alien mouse spaceship say when he met his first earth mouse?

Take me to your Liederkranz.

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What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

How many ears does Mr. Spock have?

Three. One left ear, one right ear, and a Final Front-ear.

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What does Imperator Furiosa like to click when she logs into a website?

REMEMBER ME!!!!!!!!!!

What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log