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What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

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What do you call it when a neurologist is found embezzling and he later runs away?

A Fraudian slip.

What U.S. state was founded by Muslims?

Allah-bama

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How does Sean Connery find his way to the toilet?

With a shat nav.

What is brown and sits in a toilet in a Dutch attic?

The diarrhea of Anne Frank.

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Why didn't Spock do a mind meld with Frodo?

Because he figured that would be a bad hobbit to get in to.

What did Spock find in the toilet of the Starship Enterprise?

The Captain's Log.

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What will you find in the toilet of a ship?

The captains log.

What did the captain of the alien mouse spaceship say when he met his first earth mouse?

Take me to your Liederkranz.

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What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

How many ears does Mr. Spock have?

Three. One left ear, one right ear, and a Final Front-ear.

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Why is DeadMau5 bad at math?

He drops the base when doing logs.

What did the sausage say when it couldn't log on to the Internet?

If at first you don't succeed Fry Fry again