What will you find in the toilet of a ship?

The captains log.

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How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?

You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.

Where would you find an algebraic Sailors hat?

Indice

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

They left the plunger in the toilet.

What did they find in the toilet in the star ship Enterprise?

The captain's log.

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What did Captain Cook say to his men just before they got back in the ship?

Get back in the ship, men!

What do you call a ship that drives itself?

Auto-pirate.

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What's the difference between a captain and a lt.col?

A major difference.

How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?

Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.

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Why are lumberjacks bad at online video games?

Because their connections are so weak they are always logging out.

What is something you can use to find the pH of tree sap?

A log!