What will you find in the toilet of a ship?

The captains log.

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What did the pig say when he found a line of ants in his trough?

Mmm. Canapes.

What kind of cereal do you find in a haunted house?

Cinnamon Ghost Crunch

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What is a toilet in Ancient Mexico?

Aztec.

What does the president of Russia call his toilet?

Vladimir's Poo Tin

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Where do you park Two Ships of Theseus?

At a Pair of Docks

Which is heavier, a coin or a ship?

Obviously the coin, the coin sinks!

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Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Because the Captain was stood on the deck!

When fish play football who is the captain?

The team's kipper!

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How do trees access the internet?

They log on

What is it called when a hacker poops?

Logging out