What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

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What's worse than finding a baby in a trashcan?

Finding a baby in two trashcans.

What did the electrical engineer do when she found out that she hadn't won the lottery?

She soldered on.

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What goes in God's Toilet?

Holy crap.

What does a parent say to their boy who keeps missing the toilet?

Urine trouble.

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What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

What did Spock find in the Enterprise Bathroom?

The Captain's Log.

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What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

When fish play football who is the captain?

The team's kipper!

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What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

How many ears does Mr. Spock have?

Three. One left ear, one right ear, and a Final Front-ear.

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How do the trees get on the internet?

They log on.

What is it called when a hacker poops?

Logging out