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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

They left the plunger in the toilet.

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What did the couch surfing, yoga junkie say when his friend asked him to leave?

Namaste.

How are Lindsay Lohan and the Note 7 alike?

The both leave your crotch on fire

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Where do toilets live?

Porcel Lane.

What is the worse thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet!

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How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?

Somebody left the plunger in the toilet.

What did Helen Keller say when she put down the cheese grater?

That was the most violent book I've ever read.

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What's the worst thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

What's the worst thing you can do to a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet.

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Why is it difficult to punish vampires?

They can't reflect on what they've done.

How did Helen Keller get punished?

Her mom rearranged the living room

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

They left the plunger in the toilet.

How do Helen Keller's parents punish her?

Glue doorknobs to the walls.