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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

They left the plunger in the toilet.

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Why don't women sleep on the left side of the bed?

Because they always want to be right.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs playing in the leaves?

Russell.

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Why was tigger looking down the toilet?

Because he was looking for Pooh!

Why did Tigger look in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell off the cliff?

Nothing, she had her mittens on.

What's Helen Keller's favorite mouthwash?

Jergen's lotion.

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Why did Helen Keller scream?

Her parents left the plunger in the toilet.

What is the worst thing anyone can do to a blind man?

Leave a plunger in the toilet!

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Why There is No Readhead in Hell?

God does not punish twice.

Why is it difficult to punish vampires?

They can't reflect on what they've done.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

They left the plunger in the toilet.

How do Helen Keller's parents punish her?

Glue doorknobs to the walls.