Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet?

That thing hurts!

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What was the last thing Daedalus said to Icarus?

You've got a lot of potential, son.

What's the last thing you want to hear when you're blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson.

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How do you print something when you've really got to go to the toilet?

You ctrl p.

What did they find in the toilet in the star ship Enterprise?

The captain's log.

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How was the Irish Jig invented?

To much beer and not enough bathrooms

How can we possibly improve this?

Man invents wheel of cheese* "Nailed it!"

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Why did the hipster's mouth hurt?

Because he ate pizza before it was cool.

How did the aliens hurt the farmer?

They trod on his corn.

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What's the difference between a crocodile and a toothbrush?

You can't brush your teeth with a crocodile.

What do you call the object Attila the Hun uses to brush his leg hair?

A Hun knee comb.