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Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet?

That thing hurts!

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's the only thing you can say when the Chinese Restaurant over booked your reservation?

Welp. You dim sum, you lose some

What is the one thing you shouldn't do at a funeral?

The corpse.

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

What do you call a nut on a wall?

A walnut! What do you call a nut at the beach A beech nut! What do you call a nut in the toilet A peanut!!

Why did Tigger look down the toilet?

To find Pooh!

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

Who invented the telephone?

The Phoenicians (phone-itions).

What happened at the funeral of the man who invented the USB?

They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

Where does a mathematician go when he gets hurt?

L'Hospital.

Whats black and hurts when you get it thrown in your face?

A Piano.

Brush Jokes More Brush Jokes

What do you call the object Attila the Hun uses to brush his leg hair?

A Hun knee comb.

Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet?

That thing hurts!