Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet?

That thing hurts!

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What was the last thing the snowboarder ever said?

Hey guys, watch this!

What's the only thing worse than a bagpiper?

Good question. We're still trying to find out too.

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What's the difference between sanctuary and prison?

Toilet paper.

What does Neil Patrick Harris call his toilet?

His Dookie Houser

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What happened when the wheel was invented?

It caused a revolution.

Why did Beethoven never answer the doorbell?

They weren't invented yet.

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What did the martini say when someone put a toothpick in it?

It hurts, but olive.

Why did the hipster's mouth hurt?

Because he ate pizza before it was cool.

Brush Jokes More Brush Jokes

What do you call the object Attila the Hun uses to brush his leg hair?

A Hun knee comb.

What's the difference between a crocodile and a toothbrush?

You can't brush your teeth with a crocodile.