Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet?

That thing hurts!

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What's the only thing more annoying than a pushy vegan?

When redditors won't shut up about how annoying one is.

What is the first thing you feel when you shoot a baby with a gun?

Recoil

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Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*

What did they find in the toilet in the star ship Enterprise?

The captain's log.

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Who invented the equation?

A X-pert

What did they give the guy who invented the doorknocker?

A no-bell prize

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Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.

Where does a mathematician go when he gets hurt?

L'Hospital.

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What's the difference between a crocodile and a toothbrush?

You can't brush your teeth with a crocodile.

What do you call the object Attila the Hun uses to brush his leg hair?

A Hun knee comb.