Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet?

That thing hurts!

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Why isn't the word gangster pronounced Jang-ster?

Because there ain't no such thing as a soft 'G.'

Why aren't you doing very well in history?

Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

Why can't you hear pterodactyls go to the toilet?

Because the 'p' is silent.

Why did the boy put candles on the toilet?

He wanted to have a birthday potty!

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers?

They say he made a mint.

How did Al Gore invent the Internet?

With Al-Gore-rithims

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

Why did the apple cry?

Its peelings were hurt.

What did they call the Pillsbury Doughboy after he hurt his leg?

Limp Biscuit

Brush Jokes More Brush Jokes

What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

Why did the cowboy brush his teeth with gunpowder?

So he could shoot his mouth off.