That thing hurts!
The dishes, if she knows what's good for her.
I say "Because I didn't get drunk & do the football team, Sasha."
He de-deuces.
Leaving a plunger in the toilet.
A leper playing guitar.
Someone invented them and forced them on everyone.
A snooker table
Me: Well, all the women text you except the one you like. And it hurts, so we drink. Sister: Get away from him!
1 to hold the brush and 1000 to turn the house!
