Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet?

That thing hurts!

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Why do scientists look for things twice?

Because they research everything.

How do lesbians keep things interesting in the bedroom?

They think outside the box.

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Why was the pencil in the toilet?

It was a No. 2.

What does Peter Gabriel sing on the toilet?

I am the extruder...

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What did they give the guy who invented the doorknocker?

A no-bell prize

What happened at the funeral of the man who invented the USB?

They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.

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What did the dentist say to the computer?

This won't hurt a byte

What did Jesus say when he was nailed upon the cross?

Me! That hurts!

Brush Jokes More Brush Jokes

What's the difference between a crocodile and a toothbrush?

You can't brush your teeth with a crocodile.

Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye?

Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.