What happened when the wheel was invented?

It caused a revolution.

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What happens when sharks take their clothes off?

They go sharkers!

What happens if you tell a psychiatrist you are schizophrenic?

He charges you double.

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Why are calculators grey and boring?

Cause it's what's on the inside that counts! EDIT: it was a joke guys:(

Why do midgets make bad parents?

Cause they struggle to put food on the table

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What does a cannibal call a skateboarder?

Meals on wheels.

What did the car say when it's front wheels were stolen?

I don't want to go anywhere. I'm two tired.

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What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on?

It twerked.

Why did God invent shopping carts?

To teach women how to walk on their hind legs.

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How did the townsfolk find out the pigeons were plotting a revolution?

They heard them in the town square saying, "Coup, coup!"

Why does Marx support New Years Eve celebrations?

Well, it's got everyone out and about, celebrating another revolution.....