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What happened when the wheel was invented?

It caused a revolution.

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What happened when the elephant sat on the car?

Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!

What happened when porky pig fell asleep at his construction job?

The foreman fired him, saying, 'We can't have bored boars boring boards.'

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Why did the global warming activist compliment the earth?

Cause it looked hotter than usual!

Why did the seismologist not have to pay for the damage caused by the earthquake?

It wasn't his fault.

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

How do you say "Jesus take the wheel" in Arabic?

Allah take the flight controls

Why were you asleep at the wheel?

Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.

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How can we possibly improve this?

Man invents wheel of cheese* "Nailed it!"

Where is the lift?

American: You mean the elevator? English: Yes, we call it a lift. American: It's called an elevator. We invented it. English: And we invented the language.

Revolution Jokes More Revolution Jokes

How many Bolsheviks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None - the lightbulb has the capacity for its own revolution

How did the townsfolk find out the pigeons were plotting a revolution?

They heard them in the town square saying, "Coup, coup!"