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What happened to Voldemort's face?

Nobody nose.

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What happened to the body builder...whose favorite gym closed down?

He was depressed.

What happens when you take acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids

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How can you tell Voldemort used the bathroom before you?

He leaves a dark mark

What kind of shoes does Voldemort wear?

Hor-crocs.