What happened to Voldemort's face?

Nobody nose.

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What happens when two self-driving cars crash into each other?

RECALCULATING....*

What happened to your homework?

Pupil: I made it into a paper plane and someone hijacked it.

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How did Voldemort look like when he was hiding in Albania?

Pretty gaunt

What kind of shoes does Voldemort wear?

Hor-crocs.