What happened to Voldemort's face?

Nobody nose.

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What happens when you mix a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite

What happened when the semicolon broke grammar laws?

It was given two consecutive sentences.

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How does Voldemort seal his mail?

With his Parceltongue.

What kind of shoes does Voldemort wear?

Hor-crocs.