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What happened to Voldemort's face?

Nobody nose.

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What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter?

The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.

What happens when you insult Terrance on the Oregon Trail?

You died of dysentery. Sorry.

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How did the witches and wizards in the Alzheimer's ward refer to Voldemort?

You-knew-who

Why does Voldemort have flat face?

He ran into wrong wall at train station