Why did the elf have to play with Mega Bloks?

Because he was Legoless

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What do elves learn in school?

The elf-abet.

What do you call an elf who lost all his toys?

Legolas

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Why can't Jesus play hockey?

He keeps getting NAILED TO THE BOARDS!...

Why doesnt Nickelback play football?

Because even if they had 4 players they still couldnt throw a ball.