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Why did the elf have to play with Mega Bloks?

Because he was Legoless

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What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?

ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone sack time!!

What's the difference between a gnome and an elf?

Gnomenclature.

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How many helicopters does it take for White House aides to go play a round of golf?

Depends on how many were photographed.

What did you do at school today?

Mark: We played a guessing game. Mom: But I thought you were having a math exam Mark: That's right.