Why did the elf have to play with Mega Bloks?

Because he was Legoless

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What do you call a woodland elf without any connecting plastic bricks to play with?

Legolas

What do you call one of Santa's helpers who bosses around the reindeer?

When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.

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What's the difference between babies and love?

Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.

What do you call a chicken that can play tennis?

A Henman.