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Why did the elf have to play with Mega Bloks?

Because he was Legoless

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What does Santa teach his elves?

The Elfabet!

How many elves does it take it screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but they have to be very small.

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Why can't pirates play any card games?

Because someone's always on the deck!

Why couldn't the leopard play Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.