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Why did the elf have to play with Mega Bloks?

Because he was Legoless

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How many elves does a German santa have?

Elf.

What do you call an elf that follows Scientology?

Elron Hubbard

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Why did the milk cow want the role of the camel in the nativity play so badly?

She thought she was a dromedary.

Why was the man arrested for having his skin flute played?

It was in A-minor