Why did the elf have to play with Mega Bloks?

Because he was Legoless

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What do you call an elf that sings?

A wrapper.

What does Santa say to the elves after they make the toys?

Leave my presents

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Why couldn't the salad bowl play Scrabble?

It had run out of lettuce

What sport do you play with a wombat?

Wom