Why did the elf have to play with Mega Bloks?

Because he was Legoless

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What do you call an elf that's afraid of Jethro Tull?

10:45

What business does an elf, a man and a dwarf have in the Riddermark?

A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"

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What's the difference between rock and jazz?

Rock is playing three chords for a thousand people. Jazz is playing a thousand chords for three people.

What do you call a person who plays the viola?

A violator.