What does the average Alabama football player get on his SATs?

Drool

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How long does it take to get from Louisiana to Alabama?

One Mississippi.

How do dating sites in Alabama save money?

They link to Ancestry.com

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What does the average Alabama football player get on his SATs?

Drool

What did the black student get on his SATs?

Barbecue sauce

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How can you tell that the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling out of sides of his mouth.

How can you tell when the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling equally from both sides of his mouth.