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How can you tell when the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling equally from both sides of his mouth.

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What does Walter White say when someone tells him a knock-knock joke?

Nothing, because he is the one who knocks.

What Did Superman Tell Superwoman?

Do you want to be in my Crib Tonight (Kryptonite)

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

Why did the monkey put a bone in his mouth?

He wanted to smoke a joint!

What does a Russian use to wipe their mouth?

A soviet

Side Jokes More Side Jokes

Why do older polygons make sure their sides all stay an equal length?

It keeps you regular.

What side of the American flag are the stars on?

Both sides. Came from my FIL on this Memorial Day.

Drummer Jokes More Drummer Jokes

What do you call a drummer who has lost one of his drumsticks?

A conductor.

What's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?

With a drum machine you only have to punch the instructions in once

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Why did Vana White run off the stage of Wheel of Fortune?

She had a bowel movement during her vowel movement.

How can you tell that the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling out of sides of his mouth.

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How can you tell that the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling out of sides of his mouth.

What does the average Alabama football player get on his SATs?

Drool