How can you tell when the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling equally from both sides of his mouth.

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What would Hillary tell Bill when she will sit at the Oval Office?

Close, Bill, but no cigar!

What's the difference between children and Isis?

Drones can't tell either

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What kind of soldier doesn't need bullets?

The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off.

What works better than anti-depressants?

A 12 Gauge in the mouth This came to me whilst being all depressed.

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What is it called when a large piece of foliage is the same on both sides?

Symmetree.

Why did Bernie Sanders cross the road?

He didn't, he was distributed evenly on both sides. Bernie supporters, please don't downvote me to hell, it's just a joke

Drummer Jokes More Drummer Jokes

Why was the drummer sad about his boring instruments?

Because he had the doldrums.

What do you call a guy who hangs around a bunch of musicians?

A drummer!!!!!

Stage Jokes More Stage Jokes

Why did Fetty Wap chose that as his stage name?

Because he wanted to make $50K per day from ad revenue.

How can you tell that the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling out of sides of his mouth.

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What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?

His desk is level

How do you know when a mongol is level?

He's drooling from both corners of his mouth.