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Why did the monkey put a bone in his mouth?

He wanted to smoke a joint!

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What kind of fish would you want to go to bed with?

A cuddlefish! (corny I know)

What does a muslim man call a woman he wants to sleep with, but can't due to religious reasons?

Harambae

Smoke Jokes More Smoke Jokes

What do you call an alpacca that screams when it sees fire?

A smoke aLaama.

What is Harrison Ford called when he smokes weed?

Han So-high.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had?

The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had!

What did the polite bacteria say to the mouth?

GingINVITEus in!

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What did the Banana say to the Monkey?

Yo You peel me

What do monkeys drink in space?

Orangu-Tang.

Joint Jokes More Joint Jokes

What did Snoop Dogg say upon graduation as a EE major?

My circuit breaker be trippin and my joint wouldn't solder...

What did the Time Traveller find when he brought a joint to Ancient Greece?

The Philosophers Stoned

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Why was the paleontologist angry?

Because he had a bone to pick.

What do you call a bone that disrespects God?

A Blasfemur