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Why did the monkey put a bone in his mouth?

He wanted to smoke a joint!

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Why did the jellybean go to school?

A. Because he wanted to be a smarty

Why did the antelope go to her sisters house?

She wanted to see her nephewlope

Smoke Jokes More Smoke Jokes

Why don't midgets smoke weed?

Because they can't get high.

Why shouldn't ISIS be destroying ancient Mesopotamian buildings?

Because it's frowned upon in Islam to smoke ziggurats.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

Why did Monica Lewinsky vote Republican?

Because Democrat left a bad taste in her mouth!

What gets harder the longer it stays in your mouth?

Bubblegum

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What's yellow and smells of bananas?

Monkey vomit

What did the Banana say to the Monkey?

Yo You peel me

Joint Jokes More Joint Jokes

What did the Time Traveller find when he brought a joint to Ancient Greece?

The Philosophers Stoned

Why is something that keeps you from burning your fingers on a joint called a roach clip?

Because potholder was already taken

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

Why did the skull not want to go to prom, but still did?

He didn't have any *body* to go with But he still really wanted to bone.

How do skeletons kiss?

They don't. Skeletons don't have lips, they just bone.