Why did the monkey put a bone in his mouth?

He wanted to smoke a joint!

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Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space?

Because no one on earth wants to buy it.

What did the zombie farmer say he wanted?

Grrraaaaiiinnns...

Smoke Jokes More Smoke Jokes

How did the muslim get cancer?

By smoking a lot of fags.

What does a girl from Arkansas say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

How do you suffocate a redneck?

Tape his mouth shut.

Why did the cowboy brush his teeth with gunpowder?

So he could shoot his mouth off.

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

Why did the monkey fall of the tree?

Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? Why did the third monkey fall of the tree? Peer pressure.

How'd the monkey fall out of the tree. He was dead. How'd the next second monkey fall out of the tree?

He was stapled to the first monkey! How'd the Third monkey fall out of the tree. Peer Pressure.

Joint Jokes More Joint Jokes

What did Snoop Dogg say upon graduation as a EE major?

My circuit breaker be trippin and my joint wouldn't solder...

What did the maggot say to another?

What's a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this!

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

How much calcium is in a kiss?

Enough to make a bone hard.

What do women and KFC have in common?

One you are finished with the breast and the thighs, you still have a greasy box to put your bone