What did one leper say to another?

Got yer nose!

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Why did the leper return to the shower?

He forgot his head and shoulders.

How does the leper give directions?

It's straight ahead, just my finger".

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How did the florist act after getting her dream job?

Got so excited she wet her plants.

What does a bug say when it accidentally breaks its exoskeleton?

You gotta be chitin me!