It cost an arm and a leg
It's straight ahead, just my finger".
He left his foot on the clutch.
Stew. Bonus: what do you do if an epileptic jumps into a jacuzzi? You throw in your laundry.
He forgot his head and shoulders.
A tree has limbs.
Got yer nose!
One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.
Soup
Put a leper in a wind tunnel
He left his foot on the accelerator.
It was Saint Patrick's Day.
Are ye alright in the back there lads?
A cry for Alp!
ME crying:
By the buckle print on her forehead.
Netflix and chill.
Me: Make me look attractive. Barber: CAROL! CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS!
Some believed that there was a cheetah among them.
She gives you the eye.
When you throw your knickers against the wall, and they stay there.
His mandolin.
Surely you will have guessed - the brooth fairy.
When you leave yogurt alone it grows a culture!
Stew
