It cost an arm and a leg
He left his foot on the clutch.
Stew. Bonus: what do you do if an epileptic jumps into a jacuzzi? You throw in your laundry.
He forgot his head and shoulders.
Got yer nose!
One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.
Put a leper in a wind tunnel
He left his foot on the accelerator.
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Youd think itd be rrrrr but tis the sea.
A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's Day.)
It was Saint Patrick's Day.
Because Bruce Lee is no joke.
Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in English. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.
I'll meet you at the corner!
"Make a fright turn at the corner."
Because it gets past-your-eyes (pasteurized)
One to read one to write and the other one to keep an eye on both intellectuals.
Grandpa having a seizure. Bonus: Statistically speaking, 1 in 5 adult men
It's ARRRtillery! bonus: A pirate's favourite melee weapon? A scimitARRR
They make like Dr. Jekyll and Hyde!
Five after one.
Because one more would have been too farty.
He stopped at 239 because if he added another one it would be 'too farty'. It would've been funnier if I could do an Irish accent.
