A tip
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
It cost an arm and a leg
It's straight ahead, just my finger".
A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's day.)
He left his foot on the clutch.
Stew. Bonus: what do you do if an epileptic jumps into a jacuzzi? You throw in your laundry.
Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)
They always leave a piece of themselves behind.
He forgot his head and shoulders.
A tree has limbs.
Got yer nose!
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Stew!
One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.
Soup
Because they're biodegradable!
Put a leper in a wind tunnel
He left his foot on the accelerator.
Because her Mum wouldn't leopard be a shepherd
Me: Marriage is complicated. 4: Is it because you're stupid
Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!
He's been chasing parked cars.
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
Because all the Mexicans that can run, jump, and swim are in America.
Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.
Because they want the D.
Yes, I'm completely sure.
You cry when you cut up an onion.
He was going through mid life crisis.
I am leg end.
Cafe
Her: I plan on sleeping all day Me: ...Why Her: I want to have dreams too
Supperman. Or his kid Soup-erman. One just gets to dinner on time and the other is really good and making soup. E: I thought of it in it in a dream so thats why its not so good
