It cost an arm and a leg
It's straight ahead, just my finger".
He left his foot on the clutch.
Stew. Bonus: what do you do if an epileptic jumps into a jacuzzi? You throw in your laundry.
He forgot his head and shoulders.
A tree has limbs.
Got yer nose!
One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.
Soup
Put a leper in a wind tunnel
He left his foot on the accelerator.
She gives you the eye.
We threw it in the harbor." Merica.
Discuss
Because they can't reach the high notes. Bonus: how does dwarves communicate? Smalltalk.
Grandpa having a seizure. Bonus: Statistically speaking, 1 in 5 adult men
On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.
Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Patrick's Day.
He made a few Wookiee errors.
A yellow license plate.
They both leave kids rooms with an empty sack
Her mother leaves.
The new softcap limits
Take away their little brooms!
Stew
