It cost an arm and a leg
It's straight ahead, just my finger".
He left his foot on the clutch.
Stew. Bonus: what do you do if an epileptic jumps into a jacuzzi? You throw in your laundry.
He forgot his head and shoulders.
A tree has limbs.
Got yer nose!
One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.
Soup
Put a leper in a wind tunnel
He left his foot on the accelerator.
One that chases fowls.
To golf the golf ball size hail and catch the baseball size hail
Ovalsheen. Credit goes to my cousin on this one.
An Aflacco
Dentist: I can't afford to. She's my best patient.
Furnancial Aid
Throw in a load of laundry.
No sound at all, the D is silent
They bio-D-grade.
When the monkey wants its bum back?
They Hire 'Em A Biff!
Stew.
They glazed into each other's eyes
Because she's probably a keeper.