What's the fastest way to make a skeleton?

Put a leper in a wind tunnel

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Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

Why did the skeleton go to the movies alone?

He didn't have any body to go with him.

Why do skeletons not go to the disco?

Because they got no body to dance with!

Leper Jokes More Leper Jokes

What do you call a leper in a jacuzzi?

Stew. Bonus: what do you do if an epileptic jumps into a jacuzzi? You throw in your laundry.

Why did the leper crash his car?

He left his foot on the accelerator.

Fast Way Jokes More Fast Way Jokes

What's the three fastest ways of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, and tell-a-woman.

What's the fastest way to make your trousers fall down?

Lusain Belt

Wind Tunnel Jokes More Wind Tunnel Jokes

What do you call ten Utah State law students standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.

What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.