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What's the fastest way to make a skeleton?

Put a leper in a wind tunnel

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Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

How much does a truck full of bones weigh?

A skeleTon

How much does a dead elephant weigh?

A skele**ton**.

Leper Jokes More Leper Jokes

What's the fastest way to make a skeleton?

Put a leper in a wind tunnel

Why did the leper chase the leopard?

Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)

Fast Way Jokes More Fast Way Jokes

What's the fastest way to make your trousers fall down?

Lusain Belt

What's the fastest way to go from 300 pounds to 140?

Convert to kilograms.

Wind Tunnel Jokes More Wind Tunnel Jokes

What do you call a row of 10 blondes standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.

What do twenty blondes standing ear to ear make?

A wind tunnel.