What's the fastest way to make a skeleton?

Put a leper in a wind tunnel

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Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

Why didn't the skeleton go for prom?

Because it had nobody.

How do skeletons communicate?

A cell bone. *just got it off a popsicle.

Leper Jokes More Leper Jokes

Why did the leper return to the shower?

He forgot his head and shoulders.

What happened when the lepers played poker?

One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.

Fast Way Jokes More Fast Way Jokes

Whats the fastest way to a women's heart?

A Knife

Whats the fastest way to cut down a tree?

Suh Dude

Wind Tunnel Jokes More Wind Tunnel Jokes

What do you call ten Utah State law students standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.

What do twenty blondes standing ear to ear make?

A wind tunnel.