What's the fastest way to make a skeleton?

Put a leper in a wind tunnel

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How do skeletons kiss?

They don't. Skeletons don't have lips, they just bone.

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?

He had no body to go with him!

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What's the fastest way to make a skeleton?

Put a leper in a wind tunnel

Why did the leper return to the shower?

He forgot his head and shoulders.

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What's the fastest way to earn money as a photographer?

By selling your camera.

What is the fastest way to get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?

A. Wave at her.

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What do you call a row of 10 blondes standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.

What do you call ten Utah State law students standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.