How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree?

You wave hello!

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How much does it cost to buy multiple prosthetic limbs?

An arm and a leg.

Why is it that arms tell the funniest jokes?

Because they are humerus

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What does it take for a soldier in uniform to pick up a girl?

A smile and wave!

What'd the ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing they just waved.... I'll show my self out

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Why are branches attached to trees?

Because they stick

When does a tree want less?

When it's sycamore.

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What do you say to an alien with two heads?

Hello. Hello.

What kind of computer says "Hello"?

A Dell