How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree?

You wave hello!

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving

What do you call Mike Tyson without any arms?

Whatever you want

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree?

You wave hello!

How do you get a one-armed monkey out of a tree?

Wave at him

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What did the flower say about the tree heading to the sky?

He's on route.

Why are Trees never invited to a formal dinner?

They only wear Trunks.

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree?

You wave hello!

What do you say to an alien with two heads?

Hello. Hello.