What is the fastest way to get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?

A. Wave at her.

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What did the boy with no arms &amp legs get at the World Cup?

Cancer. ()

How are you doing this morning?

Me: *finishing hanging bag of coffee upside down like an IV and tying my arm off* Fine, you

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What type of tree doesn't remove active torrents?

A tree.

How does a tree access the internet?

It logs on.

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What's the fastest way to get to a woman's heart?

A knife.

What is the fastest way to get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?

A. Wave at her.