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What is the fastest way to get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?

A. Wave at her.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call......a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob

How much does Jesus love you?

Thiiiiiiis much. (Must be said while arms are raised out to side)

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What does the tree says in autumn?

Leaf me alone.

What kind of people should you stay away from?

Trees. They're quite shady.

Fast Way Jokes More Fast Way Jokes

What was Roe v. Wade really about?

The fastest way to get across a river.

What is the fastest way to exit a car on the highway?

Through the windshield