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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree?

You wave hello!

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What do you call someone with one arm and no legs?

Names

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch?

Names!

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks?

Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their arms!

How do you get a one armed man off a tree?

You wave to him

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Why did they give a megaphone to the dog who couldn't climb a tree?

Because he couldn't bark

What do you call a man who cuts down trees?

A tree feller.

Hello Jokes More Hello Jokes

What did the muslim woman say to her new fiance?

Jihad me at hello.

What kind of computer says "Hello"?

A Dell