How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree?

You wave hello!

How do black people get tans at the beach?

They lay down on their backs and put their legs and arms toward the sky.

Wheree did the king keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u

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How do you get a blond out of a tree?

Wave

What does it take for a soldier in uniform to pick up a girl?

A smile and wave!

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?

It died.

Why couldn't the tree solve the Lumberjack's riddle?

He was stumped.

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What did the muslim woman say to her new fiance?

Jihad me at hello.

What kind of computer says "Hello"?

A Dell