How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree?

You wave hello!

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How do you get a man with only one arm out of a tree?

Wave.

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and is on fire?

Bernie.

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Why was the ocean always sad?

Because the beach never waved back.

What's the different between a wife and a smoke detector?

One, you can turn off without even trying. The other, you spend all day waving a dish cloth at.

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What does the tree says in autumn?

Leaf me alone.

How did the pollock die raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.

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What did the muslim woman say to her new fiance?

Jihad me at hello.

What kind of computer says "Hello"?

A Dell