Wave Jokes

Why is the ocean so salty?

Because the land never waves back

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish

What did the sea say to the sand?

Nothing, it simply waved.

What did one flag say to another?

Nothing! They just waved.

Why was the ocean always sad?

Because the beach never waved back.

What did the Atlantic Ocean and Pacific Ocean say to each other?

Nothing, they just waved.

How do you get a one armed man out of a tree?

You wave.

What did the Ocean say to the Beach?

Nothing, it just waved... Prolly my favorite joke of all time, maybe ever.

What'd the ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing they just waved.... I'll show my self out

What did the two oceans say to each-other?

Nothing, they just waved.

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How do you get a man with only one arm out of a tree?

Wave.

Why is the sand so quiet?

Because the waves keep going "shhhhhh".

What did the 2 oceans say to each other?

Nothing. They just waved.

What did the black holes say when they collided?

Nothing, they just waved.

What did the sea say to the shore?

Nothing, he just waved. Christmas crackers are the worst.

What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks?

Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their arms!

How does gravity greet itself?

It just waves

What do you call it when the new US president waves his hand?

A microwave.

How do you get a blond out of a tree?

Wave

Why did the wave fail the driving test?

It kept crashing on the beach.

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How do you get a one armed man off a tree?

You wave to him

What do you do if the Ocean stares at you?

Sea it and Wave

What does it take for a soldier in uniform to pick up a girl?

A smile and wave!

What did one sea say to the other sea?

Nothing, they just waved.

What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

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Chef Jokes More Chef Jokes

Why do chefs put so much effort into baking cakes?

Because you only get out what you pudding.

What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad?

It became a daddy short legs!

Kanye West Jokes More Kanye West Jokes

How tall do you have to be to ride a Kanye West rollercoaster?

About Ye big.

Where does Kanye West like to go with his son?

North West

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What did the water say to the boat?

Nothing. It just waved.

What is dry on the outside filled with water and blows up buildings?

A fish tank!

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many feminists does it takes to change a lightbulb?

One. ###And it's NOT funny!!!

How many members of Coldplay does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, but he'd have to watch Radiohead do it first.

Point Jokes More Point Jokes

What do you call a lawyer up to his neck in cement?

Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part

What do witches use pencil sharpeners for?

To keep their hats pointed.

Atlantic Ocean Jokes More Atlantic Ocean Jokes

What separates man from animal?

The Atlantic Ocean.

What did the Pacific Ocean say to the Atlantic Ocean?

Nothing, they just waved.

Gastronomy Jokes More Gastronomy Jokes

What's the difference between astronomy and gastronomy?

Astronomy is about things too big to wrap your head around, while gastronomy is about things small enough to wrap your head around.

What does a chef and a gravitational wave astronomer have in common?

They both work in gastronomy

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an egg and a redditor?

An egg gets laid

What's the difference between the Pro Bowl and a typical church?

In the Pro Bowl, they give ten percent.