Wave Jokes

Why is the ocean so salty?

Because the land never waves back

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I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish

What did the sea say to the sand?

Nothing, it simply waved.

What did one flag say to another?

Nothing! They just waved.

Why was the ocean always sad?

Because the beach never waved back.

What did the giant wave say to the man?

Nothing he just waved. Sea what I did there? Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away, it like a tsunami of puns. Water these puns! they're horrible, I'll stop now.

What did the Atlantic Ocean and Pacific Ocean say to each other?

Nothing, they just waved.

How do you get a one armed Canadian out of a tree?

Wave to him!

How do you get a one armed man out of a tree?

You wave.

What did the Ocean say to the Beach?

Nothing, it just waved... Prolly my favorite joke of all time, maybe ever.

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What'd the ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing they just waved.... I'll show my self out

What did the two oceans say to each-other?

Nothing, they just waved.

What's the different between a wife and a smoke detector?

One, you can turn off without even trying. The other, you spend all day waving a dish cloth at.

How do you get a man with only one arm out of a tree?

Wave.

Why is the sand so quiet?

Because the waves keep going "shhhhhh".

What did the 2 oceans say to each other?

Nothing. They just waved.

How do you get a one-armed monkey out of a tree?

Wave at him

What did the black holes say when they collided?

Nothing, they just waved. (Sorry)

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree?

You wave hello!

What did the sea say to the shore?

Nothing, he just waved. Christmas crackers are the worst.

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Couple's Daily Question Mug

What do you do when you stumble upon a one-armed Polish man stuck in a tree?

You wave!

What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks?

Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their arms!

How does gravity greet itself?

It just waves

What do you call it when the new US president waves his hand?

A microwave.

How did your first day as a lifeguard go?

Me: "Amazingly well, thanks. Everyone was so friendly and waving at me."

How do you get a blond out of a tree?

Wave

Why did the wave fail the driving test?

It kept crashing on the beach.

What did the tsunami say to Japan?

Nothing, it waved. Happy Thursday all.

How do you get a one armed man off a tree?

You wave to him

What do you do if the Ocean stares at you?

Sea it and Wave

What does it take for a soldier in uniform to pick up a girl?

A smile and wave!

What did one sea say to the other sea?

Nothing, they just waved.

What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

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What do you use to cut the ocean?

A seasaw

What is an obstetrician's favorite part of the ocean?

It's the sea section.

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What led to the discovery of gravitational waves?

A simple game of hopscotch: Me v. Yo Mama

What discovery was the garden's mathematician excited about?

AVOCADO'S NUMBER!

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Why isn't Kanye West allowed in rural Pennsylvania?

An Amish with a tool, you know that's unheard of.

What do you say when Kanye West does something that annoys you?

Kanye not.

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What do you call a joke that includes a pun about weed?

OC High humor

Why was little Billy so sad when his friends played on the swingset?

He had no arms. Sorry that joke was stupid, let me try again. Knock Knock "Whose there?" Not Billy

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What joke never gets old?

Besides that's what she said and yo mama.

What do you call a a a a aoohhh?

Yo mama last night bro.

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What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

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What led to the discovery of gravitational waves?

A simple game of hopscotch: Me v. Yo Mama

What My Friend Said Once They Discovered The Existence of Gravitational Waves?

Friend: Good, now they will make microwaves that cook my chicken fingers faster. Say what now

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Where does Lance Armstrong go to continue his education?

Http://cms.bsu.edu/

What is the difference between a Mother and Wife?

One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.