Wave Jokes

Why is the ocean so salty?

Because the land never waves back

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What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish

What did the sea say to the sand?

Nothing, it simply waved.

What did one flag say to another?

Nothing! They just waved.

Why was the ocean always sad?

Because the beach never waved back.

What did the Atlantic Ocean and Pacific Ocean say to each other?

Nothing, they just waved.

How do you get a one armed man out of a tree?

You wave.

What did the Ocean say to the Beach?

Nothing, it just waved... Prolly my favorite joke of all time, maybe ever.

What'd the ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing they just waved.... I'll show my self out

What did the two oceans say to each-other?

Nothing, they just waved.

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How do you get a man with only one arm out of a tree?

Wave.

Why is the sand so quiet?

Because the waves keep going "shhhhhh".

What did the 2 oceans say to each other?

Nothing. They just waved.

What did the black holes say when they collided?

Nothing, they just waved.

What did the sea say to the shore?

Nothing, he just waved. Christmas crackers are the worst.

What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks?

Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their arms!

How does gravity greet itself?

It just waves

What do you call it when the new US president waves his hand?

A microwave.

How do you get a blond out of a tree?

Wave

Why did the wave fail the driving test?

It kept crashing on the beach.

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How do you get a one armed man off a tree?

You wave to him

What do you do if the Ocean stares at you?

Sea it and Wave

What does it take for a soldier in uniform to pick up a girl?

A smile and wave!

What did one sea say to the other sea?

Nothing, they just waved.

What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

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What discovery was the garden's mathematician excited about?

AVOCADO'S NUMBER!

Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What do the Greeks sing while at sea?

Your boat, gently down the stream...

Why does it take a pirate so long to finish saying the alphabet?

Because they spend years at sea.

Gastronomy Jokes More Gastronomy Jokes

What's the difference between astronomy and gastronomy?

Astronomy is about things too big to wrap your head around, while gastronomy is about things small enough to wrap your head around.

What does a chef and a gravitational wave astronomer have in common?

They both work in gastronomy

Hopscotch Jokes More Hopscotch Jokes

What do you call a bunny in a kilt?

A hopscotch

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What did the ocean said to the river when they parted ways?

Nothing, he was just full of tears

How do animals cross the ocean?

On a Gir-raft.

Point Jokes More Point Jokes

Why does nobody talk to circles?

Because there is no point!

Why did the blind man use chopsticks?

Because he couldn't see the point in forks.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Where does the thumb meet its type?

At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!

What do you get when you cross a Sith Lord, and a Donkey?

Darth Mule! A joke, from third grade me... Happy Star Wars day!

Pencil Jokes More Pencil Jokes

What the difference between a feminist and a pencil?

The pencil has a point

What does a mathematician do about constipation?

Sits down and works it out with a pencil.