Wave Jokes

Why is the ocean so salty?

Because the land never waves back

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What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish

What did the sea say to the sand?

Nothing, it simply waved.

What did one flag say to another?

Nothing! They just waved.

Why was the ocean always sad?

Because the beach never waved back.

What did the giant wave say to the man?

Nothing he just waved. Sea what I did there? Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away, it like a tsunami of puns. Water these puns! they're horrible, I'll stop now.

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Why is the ocean so salty?

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What did the ocean say to the shore?

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

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What did one flag say to another?

Why was the ocean always sad?

What did the giant wave say to the man?

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What did the Ocean say to the Beach?

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What did the sea say to the shore?

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