Wave Jokes

Why is the ocean so salty?

Because the land never waves back

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What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish

What did the sea say to the sand?

Nothing, it simply waved.

What did one flag say to another?

Nothing! They just waved.

Why was the ocean always sad?

Because the beach never waved back.

What did the giant wave say to the man?

Nothing he just waved. Sea what I did there? Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away, it like a tsunami of puns. Water these puns! they're horrible, I'll stop now.

Wave Jokes

Why is the ocean so salty?

Your Age Is Only Math

What did the ocean say to the shore?

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

What did the sea say to the sand?

What did one flag say to another?

Why was the ocean always sad?

What did the giant wave say to the man?

What did the Atlantic Ocean and Pacific Ocean say to each other?

How do you get a one armed Canadian out of a tree?

How do you get a one armed man out of a tree?

What did the Ocean say to the Beach?

Love

What'd the ocean say to the other ocean?

What did the two oceans say to each-other?

What's the different between a wife and a smoke detector?

How do you get a man with only one arm out of a tree?

Why is the sand so quiet?

What did the 2 oceans say to each other?

How do you get a one-armed monkey out of a tree?

What did the black holes say when they collided?

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree?

What did the sea say to the shore?

We've Got This Love Thing Down

What do you do when you stumble upon a one-armed Polish man stuck in a tree?

What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks?

How does gravity greet itself?

What do you call it when the new US president waves his hand?

How did your first day as a lifeguard go?

How do you get a blond out of a tree?

Why did the wave fail the driving test?

What did the tsunami say to Japan?

How do you get a one armed man off a tree?

What do you do if the Ocean stares at you?

Birthday State of Mind

What does it take for a soldier in uniform to pick up a girl?

What did one sea say to the other sea?

What did the ocean say to the shore?

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