What did the Ocean say to the Beach?

Nothing, it just waved... Prolly my favorite joke of all time, maybe ever.

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What is the name of that casino on the beach?

Pair-a-dice.

What do you call a super kind man who spends too much time on the beach?

A tangent

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why did the Sudanese boy get arrested in Texas?

I'm not exactly sure, but it was about time.

What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?

When the power goes off.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What do you call a laptop in the ocean?

A Dell, rolling in the deep.

Why won't the ocean let us drink its water?

Because it's too salty.

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

How does gravity greet itself?

It just waves

What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.