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What did the Ocean say to the Beach?

Nothing, it just waved... Prolly my favorite joke of all time, maybe ever.

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What do you do after you make a rough castle on the beach?

You sand it!

What does Brian Johnson say on the beach?

I see the sea...

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What did one frog say.to the other?

Time's sure fun when you're having flies!

Why do bad break-dancers get reduced prison sentences?

Time served

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

Why a conch shell, and why there of all places?

So that when you put your ear against it, you can smell the ocean.

What do you call 500 dead lawyers chained together at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

What did the black holes say when they collided?

Nothing, they just waved. (Sorry)

What did the sea say to the shore?

Nothing, he just waved. Christmas crackers are the worst.