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What did the Ocean say to the Beach?

Nothing, it just waved... Prolly my favorite joke of all time, maybe ever.

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Why did the obtuse triangle go to the beach?

Because it was more than 90 degrees.

Where's the best place to have a waffle on the beach?

San Diego. (Sandy Eggo)

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How is Michael Jackson like the thousands of people outside Times Square on New Year's?

Once the balls drop, They're no longer interested!

When is the only time when No shirt no shorts no shoes gets you service?

If you're a surfer and you're getting head.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What's the similarity between Madeline Mccann and a submarine?

They are both at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen.

What do you call 10'000 lawyers chained together at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

How do you get a one armed man off a tree?

You wave to him

What did the giant wave say to the man?

Nothing he just waved. Sea what I did there? Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away, it like a tsunami of puns. Water these puns! they're horrible, I'll stop now.