What did the Ocean say to the Beach?

Nothing, it just waved... Prolly my favorite joke of all time, maybe ever.

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

How can you tell if a shark has dandruff?

He left his head and shoulders on the beach.

What kind of witch goes to the beach?

Sandwitch

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What did the table fan say to his boss when he couldn't get to work on time?

Ah-so-late!

What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement?

A bananosecond

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What do you call 10 lawyers chained to the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.

What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree?

You wave hello!

What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.