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What did the Ocean say to the Beach?

Nothing, it just waved... Prolly my favorite joke of all time, maybe ever.

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What did one font say to the other while at the beach?

Serifs up, dude!

Where's the best place to have a waffle on the beach?

San Diego. (Sandy Eggo)

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What is something that basically stops when you stare at it, but flys by when you dont?

There are two answere: Time and Boo (from Mario games). Just made this joke up what do you guys think

What do you call a super kind man who spends too much time on the beach?

A tangent

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What did the ocean said to the river when they parted ways?

Nothing, he was just full of tears

Why do people always ask me for directions?

I have no clue where I am going. I am sure i have sent 100's of people into the ocean.

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

How do you get a one armed Canadian out of a tree?

Wave to him!

What did the Ocean say to the Beach?

Nothing, it just waved... Prolly my favorite joke of all time, maybe ever.