What did the water say to the boat?

Nothing. It just waved.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What's the best way to keep water from running?

Don't pay the water bill.

What kind of bear dissolves in water?

A polar bear.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What do you yell when a woman falls of a boat?

Full speed ahead

What do you call a boat with a hole?

A sink.