What did the Ocean say to the Beach?

Nothing, it just waved... Prolly my favorite joke of all time, maybe ever.

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What did the man say after his wife was dragged off the beach by a seal?

Welp, seal ate her.

What do you call an international criminal waffle that you dropped at the beach?

Carmen Sandy Eggo

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What did one frog say to the other frog?

Time's fun when you're having flies.

When is the only time when No shirt no shorts no shoes gets you service?

If you're a surfer and you're getting head.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark?

Black people can't swim. -.-

How do animals cross the ocean?

On a Gir-raft.

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

What do you do when you stumble upon a one-armed Polish man stuck in a tree?

You wave!

What did the black holes say when they collided?

Nothing, they just waved. (Sorry)