What did the Ocean say to the Beach?

Nothing, it just waved... Prolly my favorite joke of all time, maybe ever.

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What do you call a beach with crooked waves?

OC A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)

What did the beach boys play at their reunion show?

Wouldn't it be nice if we were younger.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

What does a dyslexic,agnostic and insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night thinking if there really is a dog

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

Why are oceans so salty?

Because the Earth is always tilted.

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

Why did the wave fail the driving test?

It kept crashing on the beach.

What do you do if the Ocean stares at you?

Sea it and Wave