What kind of bear dissolves in water?

A polar bear.

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Why did the fish jump out of the water?

Because he was hooked on worms.

What do you call someone who drinks too much water?

An aquaholic...

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What kind of beer was Dr. Stephen Strange serving?

It was his own Strange Brew. You would be Moranic not to like it.

What kind of ships can't go in salt water?

Snail-boats

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What is the dumbest animal in the jungle?

A polar bear

Why did the polar bears on Noah's Ark hang out near the insects?

They were looking for the ark tick.