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What kind of bear dissolves in water?

A polar bear.

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Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water?

Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.

What did the woman from Finland say after seeing an old man fall in the water, knowing he couldn't swim?

Oh no, Helsinki! He Finnish!

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What kind of shoes does Jack Lew wear?

Cashews.

What kind of weapon does a seasoned vet use?

A salt rifle.

Polar Bear Jokes More Polar Bear Jokes

How much does a Polar Bear weigh?

Enough to lower your standards, I'm moonsoutgoonsout

Why did the bear dissolve in water?

It was a polar bear.