What kind of bear dissolves in water?

A polar bear.

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What did water say when ice farted?

Ice melt it.

How do you get a polar bear in the water?

First, you cut a hole in the ice, then you sprinkle some pees around the hole. When the polar bear goes to take a pee, you kick him in the ice hole!

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What kind of tree is a must?

An obliga-tree.

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear down from a tree?

Camembert!

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What's the difference between one polar bear and 10 polar bears?

9 polar bears (joke on a mug at work. lame, ik)

What kind of money do polar bears use?

Ice!