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What kind of bear dissolves in water?

A polar bear.

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How do redditors get their water?

From a well, actually

What did the egg say to the water?

I cant get hard, i just got laid by the chicken.

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What kind of person are you if you open the door from the bottom of the door?

A low-key person

What kind of Dog does Homer Simpson have?

A DOH-berman!

Polar Bear Jokes More Polar Bear Jokes

Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet?

It lives on ice!

What's a polar bears favourite pasta?

Penguini!