What kind of bear dissolves in water?

A polar bear.

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What body of water separates Italy from the word 'goodbye'?

River Derci. Sorry.

What do you call someone who drinks too much water?

An aquaholic...

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What kind of bug wants to buy lawn turf?

A gras shopper.

What kind of trucks do pigs drive?

A pig up truck

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Where does a polar bear keep his money?

In a snow bank.

Which one dissolves?

The polar bear, because he's polar!