What kind of bear dissolves in water?

A polar bear.

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What do you call a bottle of seltzer that lost all its bubbles?

Water...

How do you tell if water is true or false?

Bring it to a bool.

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What kind of car does Yoda drive?

A Toy-Yoda

What kind of tape do kidnappers use?

AbDUCT tape

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What's worse than a polar bear?

A bi-polar bear.

What kind of money do polar bears use?

Ice!