Why did the polar bears on Noah's Ark hang out near the insects?

They were looking for the ark tick.

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What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster showed up for the ball?

You look quite put-together this evening.

What's brown and black and looks good on a hippy?

A rottweiller.

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Why is Jesus happy people hang pictures of him?

It only takes one nail to put him on a wall.

How did Tarzan get his cry?

As he was about to swing to the next tree he said, "OK, Cheeta, hang on anywhere".

Insect Jokes More Insect Jokes

Why won't you ever see an ant walk in a church?

They're insects.

What do insects learn at school?

Mothmatics!

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Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet?

It lives on ice!

What's the difference between one polar bear and 10 polar bears?

9 polar bears

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Who designed Noah's ark?

An ark-itect!

Why couldn't the animals on Noah's Ark play cards?

Because Noah was standing on the deck!

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Who was Noah's wife?

Joan of Ark

What did Noah do while spending time on the ark?

Fished but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms!