Why did the polar bears on Noah's Ark hang out near the insects?

They were looking for the ark tick.

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Why was the spider inside the Computer?

He was looking for a webpage!

Why doesn't Bono like Google?

He still hasn't found what he's looking for.

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Why do Demons and Ghouls hang out together?

Because Demons are a Ghouls best friend.

What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window?

Curt 'n Rod

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What insect is the Wood Ant related to?

The Should Ant and the Could Ant.

What do you get if you cross a moth with a firefly?

An insect that can find its way around a dark closet.

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What's a Polar Bear's favourite soup?

A laksa.

Where do polar bears go to deposit money?

A snowbank

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Where did Noah keep his bees?

In the ark hives

What type of lights were on Noah's Ark?

You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!

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What did Noah do while spending time on the ark?

Fished but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms!

How did Noah get the animals on the ark?

He pokmon!