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Why did the polar bears on Noah's Ark hang out near the insects?

They were looking for the ark tick.

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Why did Tigger look in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror?

Haloumi!

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What did the hat say to the scarf?

You hang around here while I go on ahead.

Why don't anti-vaxxers hang out in bars?

They're afraid of the shots.

Insect Jokes More Insect Jokes

Which is the only insect that needs to wear shoes?

Mosqui-toes.

What do you get if you cross a moth with a firefly?

An insect that can find its way around a dark closet.

Polar Bear Jokes More Polar Bear Jokes

What did the penguin say to the polar bear?

Nothing, penguins live in the South Pole and polar bears live in the North Pole.

What's a Polar Bear's favourite soup?

A laksa.

Noah Jokes More Noah Jokes

Who designed Noah's ark?

An ark-itect!

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

Because everyone had to go on in pairs!

Ark Jokes More Ark Jokes

Where did Noah keep his bees?

In the ark hives

Why did the polar bears on Noah's Ark hang out near the insects?

They were looking for the ark tick.