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Why did the polar bears on Noah's Ark hang out near the insects?

They were looking for the ark tick.

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How would you best describe him?

Me: He looks like a miniature cat

What do you call a rooster looking at a vegetable patch?

Chicken Caesar Salad

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Why do Demons and Ghouls hang out together?

Because Demons are a Ghouls best friend.

Why is an executioner a terrible high-fiver?

He always leaves you hanging

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What happened to the man who turned into an insect?

He just beetled off!

What do insects learn at school?

Mothmatics!

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What do you call a polar bear who works for Fox News?

A bad news bear

What do you get when you cross a seal and a polar bear?

A polar bear.

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How do you build a boat?

Well Im not sure, but I do Noah guy.

What did Noah do with all the poop?

Threw it overboard. it formed the UK. Taken from here:

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What did Noah do while spending time on the ark?

Fished but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms!

Why did the polar bears on Noah's Ark hang out near the insects?

They were looking for the ark tick.