Why did the polar bears on Noah's Ark hang out near the insects?

They were looking for the ark tick.

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What do you call a nice looking WWII German solider?

A Neo Hotzi

How are relationships like algebra?

You look at your X and try to find out Y

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What did the defendant say when he saw his picture hung up in the courtroom?

I've been framed.

Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?

Someone told him he should get an apple Mac

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What insect runs away from everything?

A flee!

What insect can be spelled with just one letter?

Bee.

Polar Bear Jokes More Polar Bear Jokes

Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet?

It lives on ice!

Where do polar bears go to have emotional breakthroughs?

The CathArctic.

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What did God say to Noah?

Make a backup, I need to re-format this.

Where did Noah keep his termites?

In a plastic bag.

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What is an ark?

2) How 2 build ark 3) Can god just build ark 4) Are snakes necessary 5) Is god real or am I high

How did Noah get the animals on the ark?

He pokmon!