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What did Noah do while spending time on the ark?

Fished but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms!

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What time does Sean Connery leave to go to Wimbledon?

Tennish.

What kind of Mechanics fix and break your car at the same time?

Quantum Mechanics.

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How do you catch a Swedish fish?

With a gummy worm as bait

How did the Egyptian go broke?

He got caught up in a pyramid scheme.

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Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

Because everyone had to go on in pairs!

What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant?

Very big worm holes in your garden!

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Why won't a black man go see a 3d movie?

He'd rather spend his money on a forty

Why is working at Amazon warehouse like being a coke addict?

You spend 10 hours a day doing nothing but clearing lines.

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What did God say to Noah?

Make a backup, I need to re-format this.

Where did Noah keep his bees?

In the ark hives

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How did Noah get the animals on the ark?

He pokmon!

Why did the polar bears on Noah's Ark hang out near the insects?

They were looking for the ark tick.