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What did Noah do while spending time on the ark?

Fished but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms!

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Why did the fire fighter call off work to spend time with his friend?

Because...bros before hose!

What do you say when someone dies while getting an erection?

He came and went at the same time.

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What does a fisherman say when he catches a fish?

His catch-phrase. Short n' Sweet, hope you like it!

What Pokemon would you catch in Rio de Janeiro?

Zikachu.

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Why did the fish jump out of the water?

Because he was hooked on worms.

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

Because they're wrigleys!

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Why didn't the man report his stolen credit card?

The thief was spending less then his wife.

What do you call a spy that likes to spend time with his son?

James Bonding bah dun tss

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What did the aardvark say to Noah?

What do you mean you only brought two ants!

Where did Noah keep his termites?

In a plastic bag.

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What animals were last to leave the ark?

The elephants as they had to pack their trunks!

Who was Noah's wife?

Joan of Ark