What did Noah do while spending time on the ark?

Fished but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms!

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What did the farmer say when he tried to milk the cow, but nothing came out?

Time to try the udder one.

What do Jay Leno and Payton Manning have in common?

They both know when it's time to turn things over.

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How do you catch a Terminator?

With a skynet

How do you catch a red elephant?

With a red elephant trap.

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How can you tell which end of a worm is which?

Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!

What do you get when you cross worms with elephants?

Big holes in your garden

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Why is working at Amazon warehouse like being a coke addict?

You spend 10 hours a day doing nothing but clearing lines.

What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

Ho, ho, ho!

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Where did Noah keep the Bees?

In the Ark-Hives.

Why did some snakes disobey Noah when he said "Go forth and multiply"?

They couldn't they were adders!

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Who was Noah's wife?

Joan of Ark

What animals were last to leave the ark?

The elephants as they had to pack their trunks!