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What did Noah do while spending time on the ark?

Fished but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms!

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How many Super Saiyans does it take to change a light-bulb?

It's not &gt9000) FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGGGGON BAAAAL ZEEEEEEEEE

What do you call a super kind man who spends too much time on the beach?

A tangent

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Why don't they let gansters play Quidditch?

Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!

Why was the communist arrested?

He was caught red handed.

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What do you get when you cross worms with elephants?

Big holes in your garden

What common trait do viruses, trojan horses and worms have in common?

They are all INSECURE.

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How long did you spend on your cosplay?

Me: Seven months A: *Hands me a badge marked "Casual"*

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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Who designed Noah's ark?

An ark-itect!

What kind of cake did Noah enjoy?

Mabul cake.

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Why did the polar bears on Noah's Ark hang out near the insects?

They were looking for the ark tick.

Where did Noah keep his bees?

In the ark hives