What do you get when you cross worms with elephants?

Big holes in your garden

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

What do you call an epileptic in the garden?

Seizure salad

How do you stop a monster digging up your garden?

Take his spade away.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross Folger's and Smuckers?

Smolger's. &lt.&lt

What do you get when you cross a duck with an octopus?

Fired and blacklisted from the genetics industry.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why is it hard to watch two elephants boxing?

Because they've got the same color trunks.

What's the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper?

You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant!

Worm Jokes More Worm Jokes

What's the difference between a worm and an apple?

Have you ever tried worm pie!

What is worse than a worm in a cherry?

Half of a worm in half of a cherry.

Big Hole Jokes More Big Hole Jokes

What's the difference between a monster and a mouse?

A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.

What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!