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What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant?

Very big worm holes in your garden!

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

What does a pimp do when his garden needs tending?

He grabs a hoe.

What do you call an epileptic in the garden?

Seizure salad

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did George cross the road?

He didn't look in both directions before crossing.

What do you get when you cross a Fire Chief two Lotus Notes Gurus?

A. FireWeb.... of course!

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Who lost a herd of elephants?

Big bo peep!

What is worse than raining cats and dogs?

Raining elephants!

Worm Jokes More Worm Jokes

What are you fishing for sonny?

Boy: I'm not fishing I'm drowning worms.

What does a worm do in a cornfield?

It goes in one ear and out the other