What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant?

Very big worm holes in your garden!

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

What kind of gardening is done in the hood?

Weeding

What do ladies-of-the-night do when in their garden?

They hoe it.

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What do you get if you cross goat DNA with human DNA?

I don't know, ask the Arabs!

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

A lumpy milkshake.

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What is stronger an elephant or a snail?

A snail because it carries it's house an elephant just carries its trunk!

Why are elephants no good at Net surfing?

Because they're scared of the mouse.

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What common trait do viruses, trojan horses and worms have in common?

They are all INSECURE.

Why did the fish jump out of the water?

Because he was hooked on worms.