What do you get when you cross worms with elephants?

Big holes in your garden

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

What do you call an epileptic in the garden?

Seizure salad

What do you get when you cross a garden, a rabbit, and some ExLax?

For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner?

A Kong - vict!

Why did the turkey cross the road?

To get to.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?

Take the 'F' out of safe and the 'F' out of way.

Why do ducks have flat feet?

So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.

Worm Jokes More Worm Jokes

What did the worm want to do when he grew up?

He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).

What do you call it when worms take over the world?

Global Worming.

Big Hole Jokes More Big Hole Jokes

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and an elephant?

Big holes all over Australia!

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rabbit?

A dead rabbit with a big hole.